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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:03 AM |
Musical condom hits the high notes
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spongebob777
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A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.
Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.
It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.
He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2019582.html
She'll be comin around the mountain when she comes. 
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:08 AM |
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distressedjester
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 Musical condoms!
In my case I wonder if it would play wipeout....
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:10 AM |
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spongebob777
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The 1812 Overture contains cannon fire. 
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:20 AM |
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MotownManiax
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 I just put on my Bass Mekanik "Faster, Harder, Louder" album Sponge. It sure clears out the cobwebs and keeps the rhythm.
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:24 AM |
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spongebob777
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I want one that plays the Gilligans island theme.
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:25 AM |
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SunBabe
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Yeh, with my luck I'd play the Surprise Symphony 
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:40 AM |
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8Knots
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Sunbabe.... GET THE HELLL outa this sex thread.... NOW.... BAD GIRL!!!!!!!
No chocolate for you!
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:41 AM |
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waiting41
Posts: 1,926
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Picture trying to have sex to the rythym of Queens "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Will not let you go.
Will not let you go. Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mama mia, let me go.
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:43 AM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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Picture trying to have sex to the rythym of Queens "Bohemian Rhapsody".
I can't get visions of Wayne's World out of my head when I hear that song these days.
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:51 AM |
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lj450
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I think thats actually better than picturing Freddie Murcury singing it!!
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 11:20 AM |
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waiting41
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Maybe if people use these things enough women will evolve to the point where they have speakers in their *ss.
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 12:22 PM |
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waterfire
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 12:54 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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hmm i wonder for them quickies if they have one that plays the flight of the bumblebee ??
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 1:38 PM |
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distressedjester
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hmm i wonder for them quickies if they have one that plays the flight of the bumblebee ??
What do ya want? A 5 second radio jingle? I have not needed one of those since junior high. How about carnival music? Would that work?
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 2:31 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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what i WANT  is sumpin like the song that never ends
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 2:40 PM |
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spongebob777
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what i WANT is sumpin like the song that never ends
FREEBIRD!!!
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| Oct 2, 2006 @ 9:30 PM |
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SpiritEnergy
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wahahahahahaha, I just have too good of an imagination!!!!
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| Oct 3, 2006 @ 1:47 PM |
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MotownManiax
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 Perfect buildup tension and end to your climax?...the musical coda of "A Day in the Life" by the Beatles.
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| Oct 3, 2006 @ 4:28 PM |
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lcd8622
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does it include a standing ovation???
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| Oct 3, 2006 @ 5:17 PM |
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distressedjester
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does it include a standing ovation???
I laughed so hard that I think I stopped breathing for like ten whole minutes!
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