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| Nov 21, 2006 @ 8:28 AM |
What "story' have U heard/tried to get sex or a date?
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SpiritOrnery
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When I was in my 30's. I worked in construction and one of the fellow employees was the son of a old time crew member so he showed up often to work but not always. He was rather young.
This young man had a great come on line. He would get to know a woman fairly well and then 'confide' that he had a sexual problem, well two sexual problems. He claimed he had a small 'tool' and was very fast and could not control it. He would profess that he 'needed' a teacher (hehe) and would ask women if they would 'teach' him how to last longer and how better to satisfy a woman (since he was so small). 
Well, to make a long story 'short' (sorry ) I eventually after about a year or two, fell for it. Turns out, he really could not give a flip if he learned better. It was just a ploy to get laid. It seemed to work tho! (Very clever!)
So what stories have you heard or tried out that worked or didn't. What were the reactions other people had to the stories? Did the story work? Was it clever enough to convince you or the other person to try it just because it was so clever and well thought out and they/you intrigued?
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| Nov 21, 2006 @ 5:07 PM |
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Thor1960303
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I had a cousin who had a fool proof method.This was a long time ago,though (mid 1960's),so I don't think this would work now.Anyway,he would stand at the edge of a bridge overlooking a creek,when the girl he was targeting walked by,he would look as if about to jump.When the girl asked what he was doing,he would tell her about a girl he was in love with that dumped him and he thought he would end it all.He would go on about how he didn't know how he could ever live and love again and eventually the girl would "save"him that day by "giving him back his manhood".
Funny thing was,my sister went to the same school and knew most of these girls.She would listen to their stories about how they "saved her cousin's life" and inwardly laugh and think,yeah,you were the third one this week.
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| Nov 21, 2006 @ 10:16 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
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Wow!
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 10:40 PM |
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luckypassion
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military boys are the best! their line is always "we may never see tomorrow...so lets live for today" and that usually works on me.
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 2:58 AM |
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SpiritOrnery
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About 20 years ago, this one guy told me he went on a campout with two lesbian ladies that decided they wanted to have sex with him but he resisted them and they got mad at him because he never wanted to fool around. Said they tried everything but it just wouldn't get to him.
This is the challenge one. Ya know? You are supposed to think, well, I bet I can get to him. I have had 2 different guys try that on me. It seemed to distress them a bit when I didn't go for it. One of them was married and I told him, good for you! I don't think he appreciated that.
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 3:19 AM |
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CaNaturalBlonde
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I had a boy in high school tell me he couldn't get me pregnant because he was born sterile. Ya right!
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 4:03 AM |
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thoughts48
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and what happened?
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 7:02 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 8:48 PM |
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Lee_Danger
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Twice I have fallen for the "my dad just died and I need comfort" situation. But, it wasn't really a line.. it was true and I'm a sucker for comforting someone in need.
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 11:38 PM |
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CaNaturalBlonde
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and what happened? I declined and he got someone else pregnant.
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 11:39 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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So Lee, have I told you about how dispirtited and depressed I am about Christmas? How lonely, and in need of comfort I am?
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 11:52 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
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^^^^^
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| Dec 22, 2006 @ 2:27 AM |
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candylily
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I met someone on this site who lived in a neighboring state. We talked for a while and he invited me to go horseback riding with him. After talking a few more months, I finally said okay and we both agreed that I would spend the night in the spare bedroom. He cooked dinner for us and we sat outside for a while and drank some wine. We came into the house and I started to go to "my" room, but he wanted me to stay up a while longer to watch tv with him. We were still drinking wine and then he started to massage my neck so I moved away and reminded him we had agreed there wouldn't be any sex. He then told me he was impotent and hadn't been able to have sex for years so I might as well just relax and let him give me a massage. I asked him why he hadn't told me before and he said he really wanted to meet me and he was afraid I wouldn't if he told me. I told him I wish he'd told me sooner and I would have met him sooner and we could have ridden horses all summer long if I'd known I wouldn't have to worry about him trying to pressure me to have sex. He acted all embarassed about not being able to perform so I was convinced. I did like he said and drank my wine while he massaged my back and neck and I just relaxed and enjoyed......... He made a full and miraculous recovery.  I couldn't believe someone would use a line like that and that I would be dumb enough to fall for it. The man was in his sixtie's. I thought it was possible
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| Dec 22, 2006 @ 3:40 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
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No, no, no Candy! You are supposed to believe that you are so danged sexy that he was HEALED by you... and give in! Well, after all, it was all your fault, right???
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