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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 5:46 PM |
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shellsmack1
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In comparison to the "unclean pussies" thread, what about men? Their cocks, heads, CAN have a bad odor and even worse when it's uncircumsized. Long day, been working 8-12 hours, come home, want some pussy NOW, she goes down on you and BAM...damn boy, clean up!
For times when men don't have a chance to shower due to long dates, long hours, long anything, even long nites, there should be a "man-wipe" just for men!! Little towelettes to swab with. SOMETHING.
I mean come on guys, you ain't all that and all fresh 24-7. 
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 6:01 PM |
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beckyiv42000
Posts: 14,576
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  yeah and that Balls sweat can be rank too 
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 6:43 PM |
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luckypassion
Posts: 98
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amen to that. men do have some issues sometimes.
i dated this one guy and he had DICK CHEESE...lol. i never saw him again after that, lol
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 6:58 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
Posts: 6,699
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Did it taste like chicken?
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 7:22 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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  Ball sweat Dick cheese
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 7:33 PM |
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luckypassion
Posts: 98
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all i had to do was see it and i was up and my clothes were on and i was out the door!
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 8:41 PM |
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1cebit2iceshy
Posts: 152
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I just knew this thread would happen....
*slowly backing out*
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 8:51 PM |
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steveemac
Posts: 2,335
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There is a great way to avoid this, for both genders...before getting naked, turn to your (about to be) lover, and say invitingly: "I'm going to take a shower...wanna come and scrub my back?"
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 8:59 PM |
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1cebit2iceshy
Posts: 152
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"wanna come and scrub my back?"
..and front?
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 9:19 PM |
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shellsmack1
Posts: 852
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Oh, and that all day half erection smell? (when they get excited 'bout stuff...you know)
And yeah...THE CHEESE. The least they could do is clean it with their urine.
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 9:50 PM |
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DawolfLover
Posts: 568
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Uhhhh.... I don't wanna sound like i'm uneducated but what in the world is Dick Cheese?
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 10:09 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
Posts: 10,955
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I only gave head to Dan and he always took great care of himself so I'm sorry but I can't relate to those of you who have had experience with men who had dirty penises 
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 10:28 PM |
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luckypassion
Posts: 98
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dick cheese is more frequent with uncircumsized guys. But, its when they dont wash for a really long time and all the sweat and possibly semen, and lint and all that nasty stuff gets caked on the the penis. Like i said its more common on uncircumsized guys, because it an hide under the foreskin. ITS NASTY...trust me!
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 10:49 PM |
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swingpup
Posts: 4,105
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There are even specially-mades towelettes for dirty asses and before sex, after sex, and alone sex so the ad claims.
Women have indicated that the smell of their ex's cocks and asses was the primary reason that has been stated why oral was provided on a very limited basic. Gee, maybe the Cheesy Dick syndrome is why they are also ex's.
Not to shower immediately before indulging is IMO totally disrespectful. Come on it takes less then 5 minutes to "clean up" even if a shower is not available. Simple soap and water to the "publics" as well as the ass before sex should be practices as common sense.
For the real tight asses, next time they go to a Casino grab a few hand cleaner towelettes for that unexpected spontaneous rendezvous, hell they're free.
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| Dec 19, 2006 @ 11:50 PM |
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willsmalto
Posts: 3,645
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the smell of an unclean pussy and that of an unclean cock, which is bearable?
a dick can go for 1, 2 days without showering and will still be good looking and maybe odorless....well this also depends on the nature of the man's job. But a pussy that goes just for 1 day without touching water definitely will have a funky smell  ...pussies do vary in pungency tho
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 3:18 AM |
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ToucherinSparks
Posts: 6,699
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Dude, if you think your dick and ass don't stink after a day or two of not showering, you're deluded. You stink. Anybody that doesn't clean their ass and genitals for a whole day is going to stink.
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 7:56 AM |
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willsmalto
Posts: 3,645
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Toucher, I'm afraid you kinda got me wrong...I said good looking and maybe odorless, respectively meaning that your dick will still be in good shape and likely without a smell.....believe it or not, some people are neat in the extreme
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 8:57 AM |
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tonyuk32
Posts: 42
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no excuses for an unclean dick ewwww
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 9:51 AM |
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ynot77
Posts: 453
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damn!! how bout just some soap n water!! 
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| Dec 20, 2006 @ 10:25 AM |
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FunkyMonkey68
Posts: 450
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this thread is too freaking funny!
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