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| Nov 30, 2005 @ 12:56 AM |
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hound9164
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Okay folks. what is the funniest or embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during sex?
as for me, my ex lost my boxers in my hot tub. looked all over for them. then my folks found them in the filter when the motor blew up!
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| Nov 30, 2005 @ 1:56 AM |
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DragonsDream
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Nope, here is one.... 
While my ex was um, "getting desert", my dog, who is part english bull dog and part akita, decided SHE wanted a piece of him, and started to hump his leg
instant mood kill I might add 
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| Nov 30, 2005 @ 1:29 PM |
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tryitout2005
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Had a similar dog many years ago.........but she was more into oral! Seriously.....would start licking my then b/f's d*ck when he was naked! And nooooooo......he didn't allow her to finish!!!!!
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| Dec 4, 2005 @ 12:34 AM |
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Piercedbyarose
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well her bed broke like collapsed basicly but we just kept going  it was just a moment of extreme passion 
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| Dec 4, 2005 @ 1:38 AM |
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sordofadonkey
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One time with my ex, we were boinkin' on the couch in the living room of a married housing college dorm apartment and the front door wasn't shut completely. The wind blew it open while we were in the act and I jumped up, used my hand as a fig leaf so to speak and told her to go back in the bedroom. She just stood there and laughed at me. I thought someone was coming in and I freaked out.
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| Dec 4, 2005 @ 3:52 AM |
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greenizenora
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OK, so I know I'm not the only one this has happened to, but I'll probably be the only one to admit it.
An ex-lover and I were really into it, and he was coming all the way out before going back in. Apparently air was being forced in as well, then forced back out. It sounded like I was. . . well. . . breaking wind, and I started laughing. The more it happened the harder I laughed. Then he got to laughing, and we ended up having loads (pun intended) of fun.  
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| Dec 4, 2005 @ 3:58 AM |
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greenizenora
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Alright, I have another. . .
Same guy. Things are hot and heavy, then all of a sudden, he's as flaccid as a cooked spaghetti noodle.
Me: Baby, what happened?
Him: Your goddamn cat just jumped on my goddamn ass.
She wasn't declawed, and I had to give his ass some medical attention.
Yeh, he never did like that cat. . . LMFAO!!
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| Jan 30, 2006 @ 9:32 PM |
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richmondcowgirl83
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I can name a million of them....
-My most memorable would be me & my ex-boyfriend & I were going at on the sofa late one night... thinking he's roommate was asleep. He wasn't. It was dark & we were so into it that we didn't see his roommate creep up & fart right in our faces. It was god awful.
-There was another time same guy, at my house, on the sofa (we had trouble making it to the bedroom) My roommate came home & tried to unlock the door (3 locks). I jump up trying to relock the door while he got dressed.
-Once I was giving my friend a hand job & he blew his load right in his eye.... we nicknamed him popeye
-I lived with several roommates at time, shared a bed with one of them. She was having sex with our male roommate but nothing serious. I had a bunch of friends over & she ended up hooking up with one of them. They in the room doing there thing while me & my boyfriend at the time were in the living room, making fun of them. We knew HIM so well that we could time HER screams. My male roommate come home... "Where's John?" "In my room".... "Where Jen" "In my room".... he went to his room.... me & my boyfriend "5, 4, 3, 2, 1," "OOOOOOOHHHHH" male roommate comes running out of his room "WHAT THE F*CK"
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| Jan 26, 2007 @ 11:08 PM |
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chatty
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My ex and I were going at it with me on top, when his three dogs ran into the bedroom, jumped onto the end of the bed ran across, jumped down onto the floor, then back onto the bed. They jumped down and ran out the door. As we laughed at the stupid nuts, they came running back into the room again and jumped up onto the bed and ran across only this time his roommate came running following the last dog barking loudly, wearing only his white with red hearts valentine boxer shorts. I turned redder than the hearts on his shorts from head to toe.
My guy and his friend thought it was funny. I beat my boyfriend with the pillow for not closing the door and after that made sure it was locked. Now that I am not a 19 year old and naive , I think that it was all planned by two ornery men and the dogs were just innocent, running from a mad man, conspirators.
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| Jan 27, 2007 @ 12:01 AM |
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ToucherinSparks
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It seems to be dog story time. Here's mine, we are at her house, in bed and I've just made maybe 5 or 6 nice deep strokes when her dog (that I didn't know she had) comes running into the bedroom, jumps up behind me and sticks his tounge right up my ass! The damn thing felt like it was two feet long! I jump off her, the dog runs away, then I start laughing so hard I had to sit on the floor. Meanwhile, she doesn't realize what just happened, and is looking at me like I've lost my mind and is getting pissed off, so between fits of laughter, I have to expain that I just had a 2 foot long dog tounge shoved up my ass, and I have dog slobber dripping out of my butt. Once she gets it, she cracks up too. I eventually wiped the dog slobber and got back to business.
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| Jan 27, 2007 @ 12:04 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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| Jan 27, 2007 @ 12:46 PM |
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your_princess
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An ex-lover and I were really into it, and he was coming all the way out before going back in. Apparently air was being forced in as well, then forced back out. It sounded like I was. . . well. . . breaking wind
Haha I too have had this happen....and there is nothing you can do but laugh. Sex feels very different when you both are laughing...contracting different muscles. It is like a massive air pocket gets formed and when he pumps back in the air must go somewhere!
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| Jan 27, 2007 @ 4:41 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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That's called queefing, and it's normal. Does sound like farting though.
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| Jan 28, 2007 @ 2:35 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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I went down on Dan once...and Dexter's Laboratory was on my TV..and someone said a really funny line, and I laughed and choked on his dick
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| Jan 28, 2007 @ 7:50 AM |
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chinabull2000
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I laughed and choked on his dick LOL ah well LG, I can think of plenty worse things to choke on! 
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| Jan 28, 2007 @ 1:04 PM |
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ramsfan1970
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 great stories!
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| Jan 28, 2007 @ 1:14 PM |
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budo13
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is the dog sticking his nose in my ass will doing her doggie style considered funny 
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| Jan 28, 2007 @ 5:39 PM |
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CaNaturalBlonde
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^^^^^^^..funny yes, scary if you liked it. 
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| Jan 29, 2007 @ 12:24 AM |
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your_princess
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the smell or something must attract the cats and dogs...my cat in the middle always hops up on the bed and just lays there beside me looking at me...its like WTF talk about making it weird.
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| Feb 6, 2007 @ 9:44 PM |
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jld3377
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Here's my 'funny' . . .
One morning my ex-fiance and I were going at it in the bedroom. My kids are typically gone to their dad's on the weekend, but for some reason they were home that weekend and we forgot to lock the bedroom door. Both of my daughter's walked in. Fortunately we were going at it missionary style with the covers over us and I had a tanktop on, but I was so close to orgasm that I looked him in the eye and wispered, 'If you quit, I'm gonna kill ya.'
I shoed the kids out of there faster than it takes to make minute rice.
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