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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 11:58 AM |
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soulless_spirit
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Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 12:08 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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Very good. 
God created women because sheep can't cook. 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 12:26 PM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,368
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More importantly, why did MEN invent women?
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 12:34 PM |
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spongebob777
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More importantly, why did MEN invent women?
I think I'm gonna go stand over here away from the blast radius.
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 12:47 PM |
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wandaful123
Posts: 1,511
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because they lacked all that was necessary
[Edited on 12/18/2005 12:47 PM]
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 12:54 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 15,333
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Um....as practise, until he got it right?
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:02 PM |
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greenizenora
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Um....as practise, until he got it right?
  
Pete, Pete, Pete--Let me be the first to offer my condolences on the loss of several layers of your ass tissue. . . 
Spongy--smart, smart man. . .
Actually when God created man SHE was only kidding! 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:07 PM |
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Pete73052
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I'm always willing to put my ass on the line for the sake of humor. 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:13 PM |
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MischeviousAngel
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Actually when God created man SHE was only kidding!
 TOO TRUE!
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:20 PM |
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Ladyhawk920
Posts: 350
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Well, apparently God invented men for a really good reason or some of us wouldn't be here right?......
 Here's looking at you guys.....I love men....(some men)....maybe one day only one man......lol
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:27 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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I love men....(some men)....maybe one day only one man......
I'll second that emotion!! 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:35 PM |
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soulless_spirit
Posts: 444
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 we love men ... huh ... we ... do ... now why am i always the last to find out things ... does that mean i have to change my outlook on them ... 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:29 PM |
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torees121
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I always thought that the Goddess invented man because a vibrator can't buy you a drink.....hmmmm.. guess I was wrong 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:32 PM |
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Glock22shooter
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He had to give ya'll some way to vent, you don't fart, or burp, if you didn't bitch, you'd all explode. 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:36 PM |
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ekardris
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I thought the Goddess inventent drink because men hadn't invented batteries for vibrators yet.
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:47 PM |
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greenizenora
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I always thought that the Goddess invented man because a vibrator can't buy you a drink
Well, maybe. . . but you don't have to cook for a vibrator, pick up their dirty socks and underwear, sleep in the wet spot, or bitch about them not raising the seat. . .
Why am I on here again? 
He had to give ya'll some way to vent, you don't fart, or burp
We just not as proud of it as men are  , and we don't feel the need to make a contest out of it. . . 
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:51 PM |
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Glock22shooter
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My sister does.
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:53 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 2:59 PM |
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ekardris
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eyes you wouldn't have to do any of that for me... hmmmm... well maybe the toilet seat bitching... (are you sure vibrators don't do that?)
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| Dec 18, 2005 @ 3:21 PM |
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kabooby
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Because she needed someone around she could manipulate
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