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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:26 PM |
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soulless_spirit
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What a man says, what he really means...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex
with you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:31 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
Posts: 1,700
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All a man means is he eventually just want's to have sex with me 
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:32 PM |
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Always_Striving
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I predict that you will get sucess from this site. I can't believe my eyes, for the first time in my life I have met a real woman that can read minds and interpret men.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:34 PM |
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soulless_spirit
Posts: 444
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huh i dont read minds ....
its a joke duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:35 PM |
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KenInBoca2005
Posts: 48
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I am guessing that the post by Always was too.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:37 PM |
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MischeviousAngel
Posts: 277
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Now enrolling students for "Interpreting men 101".
Not to be confused with "Understanding men 102" or "Why all men think about is sex 103"
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:41 PM |
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greenizenora
Posts: 629
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Hey, I didn't see those classes offered when I signed up for the spring semester. . .now those are something I could use. . .
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:45 PM |
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MischeviousAngel
Posts: 277
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They are listed with the rest of the Anthropology classes...
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:47 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
Posts: 1,700
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Listed in between Hooters 101 and Neaanderthal 101
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:50 PM |
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Glock22shooter
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That was all pretty accurate I must say.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:54 PM |
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greenizenora
Posts: 629
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They are listed with the rest of the Anthropology classes
Listed in between Hooters 101 and Neaanderthal 101
That explains it. . .I hate science, and I know about hooters and neaderthals. . .
Thanks for clearing that up for me, ladies. . . 
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 4:57 PM |
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soulless_spirit
Posts: 444
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lmao you guys need to go to jokes oh i meant girls i have a few good ones there ...hahahaha
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 5:59 PM |
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britmadden
Posts: 80
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But if a guy didnt want to sleep with us....we would wonder what the hell his problem was......
we cant win........ 
[Edited on 12/22/2005 5:59 PM]
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:01 PM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
Posts: 1,401
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But if a guy didnt want to sleep with us....we would wonder what the hell his problem was......
Exactly..You would be thinking we were all queer or something.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:09 PM |
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redriversaddle
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there is nothing wrong with a man wanting sex all the time.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:16 PM |
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ExacerbatedTaboo
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there is nothing wrong with a man wanting sex all the time.
Contrare Monfrare...LOL....There is a problem with wanting sex all the time and that problem is not getting it whenever he wants it....Trust me....I know this problem personally.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:17 PM |
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Glock22shooter
Posts: 120
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Same thing as "why can't guys be honest and say all they want is sex?" ok fine. "all I want is sex" her response "you pig"
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:24 PM |
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MischeviousAngel
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Same thing as "why can't guys be honest and say all they want is sex?" ok fine. "all I want is sex" her response "you pig"
If you guys got around to saying "all I want is sex" from the outset you might be less likely to be called pigs... Saying it weeks or months into your relationship with a woman is NOT being "honest" with her...
Remember, what you refrain from saying IS a lie if it's information that she NEEDS to know... and she DOES need to know that all you are interested in is sex.
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:25 PM |
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ruready4me2luvu
Posts: 1,700
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All I want is sex, good snuggling, sex, understanding conversation man, sex, man with drive, sex. Are we allowed to talk about sex in here? Just gimme the good man, the sex will come soon enough and when it does  hang on to the reins   
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| Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:31 PM |
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Glock22shooter
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I'm talkin about before a relationship is ever talked about. What really pisses me off is when I tell a woman, UP FRONT!, that I do NOT WANT a relationship, and if we end up having sex, fine, if not fine, but either way, I DO NOT WANT a relationship. End up having sex, then they get all pissed off cause it didn't change my mind. People just don't know how to listen and then they blame it on the person that did say what they meant.
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