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| May 9, 2008 @ 3:11 PM |
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Silver1961

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Hi honey, would you like to pet my cockatoo?
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| May 9, 2008 @ 3:14 PM |
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pamdemonium

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Have you ever tried this brand of bone before?
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| May 9, 2008 @ 3:18 PM |
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SaintBacon

Posts: 2,130
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My, does your pussy always purr like that?
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| May 9, 2008 @ 3:22 PM |
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Silver1961

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She has a nice camel toe
How much is your bitch
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| May 9, 2008 @ 3:29 PM |
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Mischief484

Posts: 679
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May I pet your beaver?
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| May 9, 2008 @ 4:10 PM |
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painter007

Posts: 17,854
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Boy that dog licks alot hashahahahahh and whats he smelling for?
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| May 9, 2008 @ 5:07 PM |
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orgasmic4u

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Now this reminds me of a liquor store in colorado, it was in Beaver county. It was called Beaver Liquors.. They had a yearly calendar which always had posted on the front of the calendar.... Liquor in the front.. poker in the rear.. This is a true story..
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| May 9, 2008 @ 7:28 PM |
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Mischief484

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Wanna see my pet snake?
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| May 9, 2008 @ 7:44 PM |
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burnslikethesun

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My Tigger is wants to pounce your Pooh.
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:01 AM |
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Kenn159

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Courtesy of Johnny Carson "Can I pet your pussy?"
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:21 AM |
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pamdemonium

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Excuse me...but I think your monkey's getting loose.
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| May 10, 2008 @ 6:39 AM |
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sy721

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Who are the dog biscuits for, you or your dog??? That's a face slapper
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| May 10, 2008 @ 6:42 AM |
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sy721

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If you need any equestrian equipment here's my number! I have everything a woman needs for her horse, and this horse has everything a woman needs!
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| May 10, 2008 @ 9:27 AM |
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BeachCrete

Posts: 8,600
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Nice kitty!!! ...wanna see my monkey?
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:20 PM |
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vicryder

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Nice puppies.
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:37 PM |
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Brass_Wolf

Posts: 1,551
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Wanna go halves on a bastard. . .? Bitch?
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:40 PM |
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BeachCrete

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^^^^^^ROTFFLMAO
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:50 PM |
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michedkel

Posts: 4,772
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I'll let you see my cockatiel if I can pet your pussy cat.
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:52 PM |
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painter007

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Oh thats so soft.......can I touch it?
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| May 10, 2008 @ 12:59 PM |
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michedkel

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You can touch it, but you have to buy it to take it home.
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