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| Nov 7, 2005 @ 11:02 PM |
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Xavier0777
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Seriously we have all had those moments, the ones we either are to bashful to admit or still can not keep a straight face thinking about. A moment of heated passion that in a nanosecond turned into either a laugh free for all or a "OMG Is That Real ?" kind of a situation ? What is one of yours ???
I was with someone who at the time I thought would be "the one". She fit all the trates, plus I could sit in a room with her and not feel the compulsery urge to conversate till someone shoots me. She was my medium and she helped me to find my pause, if that makes any sense.
Well on night I was talking on the phone to the fam up in NY and she walked in and calmly, went down on me. I am like a 10 yr old with a 50 dollar bill in a candy store at times like that. Having not had a moment to think, I had to sit through Aunt Erma and Uncle Fred talking about their trip to Miami and every few moments explain why I was breathing odd. Thank God I am overweight, they bought it. Near the end of the conversation I had to talk to a rather "throw the bible at you" member of the family. She wanted to pray with me over the phone, and I so was going to laugh my ass off. She got louder at the end with the "Oh Lord" and I was thinking "MY GOD" it was just funny as hell, everytime I squirmed or tried to kick her away she clamped down and at the end bit me. OMG true heaven comes from unusual situations.
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| Nov 7, 2005 @ 11:22 PM |
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DragonsDream
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Aunt Erma and Uncle Fred, I am soooooooooooo guessing that was way up state NY?
Yeah, that whole situation of yours defineatly deserves a chuckle.
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| Nov 7, 2005 @ 11:28 PM |
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definitelydi
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Two things.....Once upon a time, my ex and I broke an antique sleigh bed in a bed and breakfast we were staying in. Imagine explaining that one to the hosts!
Another time, we were getting it on by the pond in our development in the middle of the night. I was wearing asskirt and sitting on the top of a picnic table with him facing me. Well, I wasn't too focused on my surroundings until I saw a flashlight shining in my eyes! Hello officer! He asked what we were doing out here on "such a lovely night." My ex didn't miss a beat, "We're star gazing!"
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| Nov 7, 2005 @ 11:28 PM |
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definitelydi
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I have no idea what an "Asskirt is!" But I can tell you all about "a skirt!"
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| Nov 7, 2005 @ 11:46 PM |
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peaches_n_cream2002
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LOL Xavier, I'll have to remember that move sometime to torture... er.. I mean... pleasure... my guy. 
Can't say I have many humorous moments. There's one time I was with a guy with a foot fetish and he told me he had a foot fetish and I told him beforehand to leave my feet alone. So I'm laying back and we're... in the process of... and he brings my leg up and starts sucking on my toe. So, with the other foot I "accidentally" kicked him in the face. Needless to say, we switched positions and he didn't try anything else that I told him not to. lol
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| Nov 8, 2005 @ 1:26 AM |
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Xavier0777
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He went forit even after you warned him, what a moron
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| Nov 8, 2005 @ 4:25 AM |
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soulless_spirit
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Hmm funniest ..well i rolled he didnt ..
we lived at my dads place at the time, and werent married yet, i was preggno for the second time, well we in my room going at it doggystlye as i was huge with baby, and without knocking my dad walks in and goes : " oh sorry daughter didnt think you guys where busy, but when you done , i have made a pot of coffee and bought you some cake you know the one you like, so come to the kitchen i want your opinion about a new livingroom suit. Son carry on now !" he turned and left mind you we where so baffeled we stayed in position... needless to say it was offer with i so rolled as i looked at my future husbands face all red, so i cleaned up and left him there walked into the kitchen and my dad goes real loud... "What did i ruin your fun Child i am so sorry ... Not" i nearly died laughing ... we both did ... my now ex never came out of that room till the next day...
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| Nov 8, 2005 @ 12:27 PM |
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kattsmeow
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Xavier, I still can't stop giggling when I read your post!!!! How can anyone top that????
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| Nov 8, 2005 @ 12:44 PM |
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definitelydi
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This is a great "thread" to ask your co-workers about! I've asked all of mine this question and a lot of them cop out with one word: FART. The best answer was about 2 large golden retrievers joining them in bed and trying to get in on the action! 
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| Nov 8, 2005 @ 2:23 PM |
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GinaMae
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One of the funniest things that ever happened to me was once when x#1 and I were fishing out on the lake , things got pretty boring so I decided to give him a little head, as he continues to fish, just as he was getting off he got he caught a fish. He got the fish and the head and I laughed my ass off.
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| Nov 8, 2005 @ 5:27 PM |
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fightingirish04
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When I was a junior in high school, I took a girl who lived a couple hours away to her prom at her school. That night, I stayed at her house rather than make the drive home. Her parents had very generously fixed up the couch in their den. I stayed there until about one in the morning.
Once I got the courage to sneek into my girlfriend's room, I was rewarded with a blowjob. We were both completely naked on top of her bed when her mother burst through the door. My girlfriend rolled off the bed onto the floor with the sheets and blanket to try and hide the fact that she was naked... leaving me alone on top of the bed, erect penis in the air and nothing to hide behind.
I laughed for most of the two-hour drive home that night.
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:26 AM |
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stormy73
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The funniest thing that happened to me while having sex? My HAND fell asleep!    
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 4:18 AM |
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Xavier0777
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fightingirish04- omg i so spewed my punch everywhere, that is too funny.
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 5:43 AM |
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pstoc88377
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"Spewed my punch"? another term for........ 
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 9:54 AM |
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lj450
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I was wearing asskirt
hahahahaahaha
I love those asskirts!!!! 
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 10:04 AM |
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corvette_racing
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Xavier, a similar thing happened to me once. I was on the phone with a potential buyer of one of my cars when my girlfriend (who later became my wife) went down on me....
I still remember that as if it was yesterday even though it was over 10 years ago...
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 11:20 AM |
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single_stl_dad
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It was 1994, I was 18..... My g/f at the time (who eventually became my wife... then my ex-wife) were out on a late night drive.
Apparently, she was feeling a bit spunky, and decided that a little "road nookie" was in both of our best interests.
She unzipped me, hopped on, and began to bounce as well as the uncomfortable situation would allow. Things went well for a minute........ then I happen to get a glimpse at my gauges. My tachometer was at about 3500 RPM, and I was only doing about 50 mph.
I thought "Ok..... she must have bumped my shifter from drive, down into 2nd gear... right?"...... So I proceeded to push my shifter from 2nd gear, back up into Drive.
Nope.... she bumped me from Drive, up in Neutral.
When I pushed my shifter up.... I pushed in from Neutral into REVERSE.
Some NASTY grinding noises..... followed by a sideways shid in the middle of the highway....... followed by a dead stop, in the middle of the center lane---LOL
"road nookie"???? Never again--LOL
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 11:44 AM |
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zulamaze
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My ex & I had been dating a few weeks when we decided to have sex for the first time. We were in bed going at it when he decided to roll & put me on top. He grabbed me & rolled -- only he didn't roll me -- he threw me off the bed into the floor. That was so awkward & funny we could not finish. 
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 11:45 AM |
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corvette_racing
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The only type of sexual activity that I had while driving was receiving BJ's and one of my fingers on her pu$$y...
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| Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:08 PM |
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MI_Hockey_Plyr
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hm...ok got it. I was at my parents house doing my girl friend doggy style. My dog must have smelled the sex in the air or something. Anyway, he comes all the way up stairs, imediately hops on my bed, I no your thinking he started humping me next, sorry not quite that good, but he just decided to start licking my nuts.
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