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Jan 26 @ 8:49 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
lj450


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Im not just the president, Im a member.

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Jan 26 @ 9:02 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
lj450


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Come on people, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.




haha He said "come on people".
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Jan 26 @ 9:03 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Empath


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figures

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Jan 26 @ 9:08 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
warrior674


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I'm a master baiter!
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Jan 26 @ 9:15 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Winnie4010


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You bunch of wankers
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Jan 26 @ 9:29 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
blueyes101


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Next best thing to being there.
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Jan 26 @ 9:34 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Winnie4010


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Being where?
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Jan 26 @ 10:07 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
blueyes101


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Inside.
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Jan 26 @ 10:13 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Empath


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sighhhh
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Jan 26 @ 10:32 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
blueyes101


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ditto^^^^^
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Jan 26 @ 10:49 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Snappygoddess


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Why am I NOT surprised that you started this thread, Lj??
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Jan 27 @ 5:12 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Empath


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Did you see my first post, Snappy???
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Jan 27 @ 8:11 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
blueyes101


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You can yank me, you can crank me, just don't bother to wake to thank me.
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Jan 27 @ 8:21 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
home_nuff_alrdy


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Jan 28 @ 12:09 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
lj450


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Our country was founded on the principles of masturbation.



Remember the song "Yanky doodle dandy"? Well duh.
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Jan 28 @ 1:39 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Gallows_Humor


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I rest my case........

The song's origins were in a pre-Revolutionary War song originally by British military officers to mock the disheveled, disorganized colonial "Yankees" with whom they served in the French and Indian War. The word doodle first appeared in the early seventeenth century to mean a fool or simpleton, and is thought to derive from the Low German dudel or dödel, meaning "fool" or "simpleton". It is believed that the tune comes from the nursery rhyme Lucy Locket. The mention of 'Macaroni' is a reference to an over the top sense of fashion and the men who took part in it, who were often referred to as the "Macaroni Club". One version of the Yankee Doodle lyrics is attributed to Doctor Richard Shuckburgh, a British Army surgeon, who wrote the song after witnessing the unprofessional appearance of Colonel Thomas Fitch, Jr., the son of Connecticut Governor Thomas Fitch, who arrived in Albany in 1755 with the Connecticut militia.

The Boston Journal of the Times wrote about a British band declaring "that Yankee Doodle song was the Capital Piece of their band music."

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Jan 28 @ 4:44 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Fender


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Does anyone have a video they could link me to so I could figure out what masturbation is?

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Jan 28 @ 4:45 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
lj450


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Its that thing you do with your hairbrush handle, when you're not brushing your hair.

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Jan 28 @ 4:47 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Fender


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I thought you didn't see me doing that
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Jan 28 @ 5:12 PM MD's Chronic Masturbators Thread    
Loinlee_Sole


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i saw the video on you tube of fender and her hair brush.....it was very touching.....
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