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Feb 17 @ 8:14 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


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Let me start.

We have already typed down or imagined everything else possible in the other sex threads.

No one likes a stagnant thread.

New idea's aren't scary. They are part of life.

Fender say's so...So it shall be.



Oh yeah.

If sex is good,
and sex is fun,
Then why am I the only one,
who's not getting any...

An original poem composed for an original thread by Fender.

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Feb 17 @ 8:32 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Skydognc


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perjaps the two penis's may be a possible reason !


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Feb 17 @ 8:36 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


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Well...we could start off by making the other posters comfortable with you as you go into great and graphic detail of how you were born with one penis that split into 2 as a result of your haphazard and often illegal wood cutting.
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Feb 17 @ 9:39 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Merchitown


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I just became really uncomfortable. Quick pass the coconut cream pie!
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Feb 17 @ 9:46 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Always_Striving


Posts: 8,794
We could start a new sex thread about me staring at the ticket booth girl exposed boobies last night.

It could be about all the thoughts that went through my head.
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Feb 18 @ 1:54 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Earl47


Posts: 1,552
You wrote it backwards...don't you mean threads of sex??

These errors can't be happening. This is horribly upsetting. This may bother me for years and years. I may lose sleep oer this or things such sleep in the car and eat there and drive my house to work the next morning.

Wait..i decided i don't care any longer. Go ahead
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Feb 18 @ 3:04 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
rough


Posts: 982
I would love to start some new threads with new subject matter... unfortunately though, if I started threads about my sexual preferences I would get probably get banned for life, spend the next 25 years rotting in a foreign prison, and everyone would laugh at me and call me a perv! Dammit.
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Feb 18 @ 8:16 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


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I think you should do it right here rough...Go ahead. I'm turning the thread over to you.
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Feb 19 @ 6:22 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


Posts: 8,494
I can't believe they let this gem of a thread die and fade away

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Feb 20 @ 8:13 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
rough


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Awww poor Fender!

And I started a new thread, but it seems no-one apart from me and lj have had any weird sexual experiences!
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Feb 20 @ 8:14 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


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I'm sorry Rough...I'm not surprised...I think you and Lj are the only open ones on here

Or perverted...I'm still deciding on that.
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Feb 20 @ 8:17 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Angel178


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I'm sure they are not the only ones
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Feb 20 @ 8:54 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


Posts: 8,494
Oops, I forgot about my Angel

j/k
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Feb 20 @ 9:16 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Angel178


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Feb 20 @ 9:19 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Gallows_Humor


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Feb 20 @ 9:20 AM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Angel178


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Feb 20 @ 1:50 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Fender


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I see sex is in the air^^^^^^^
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Feb 20 @ 11:30 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Angel178


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Ha Ha....not
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Feb 20 @ 11:32 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
blueyes101


Posts: 12,080
I see sex is in the air


Does that involve a swing ?

I hope the batteries are charged for the camera !!!!!!!!!
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Feb 20 @ 11:40 PM ~The "Why We Need A New Thread" Sex Thread~    
Angel178


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You mean you finally bought one? You have been talking about it for a while!
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