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| Feb 19 @ 4:51 PM |
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lj450
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Fill in the blank......
Whenever I need my cock sucked, but no one is around to suck it, I ____________ instead.
or, for the ladies.....
Whenever I need to be eaten on, but no one is around to eat on me, I _______________ instead.
Ok, I will go first....
Whenever I need my cock sucked, but no one is around to suck it, I stand real close to the washing machine instead.
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| Feb 19 @ 5:01 PM |
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adrian555
Posts: 1,622
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Bad mistake dude,
not all women are clit girls, some need penetration to get off.
Each group also has different persona's that you can pick a mile away. 
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| Feb 19 @ 6:21 PM |
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Fender
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Whenever I need to be eaten on, but no one is around to eat on me, I _______________ instead.
Umm...I can't seriously answer this on the grounds that it might incriminate you.
Also, you should just tell people you use the vacum cleaner. I've seen you do it when you thought you were alone. That's why I use a swiffer now. 
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| Feb 19 @ 7:30 PM |
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lj450
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Whenever Fender needs to be eaten on, but no one is around to eat on her, she stuffs her vagina full of vanilla pudding instead!!
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| Feb 19 @ 7:32 PM |
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your_princess
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Whenever I need my cock sucked, but no one is around to suck it, I stand real close to the washing machine instead.
and here i just thought you paid fender to take care of it...
Whenever I need to be eaten on, but no one is around to eat on me, I just grab a jar of peanut butter instead... 
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| Feb 19 @ 8:19 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,489
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I can get paid for that 
Damn and all this time I was doing it to him for free 
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| Feb 19 @ 8:25 PM |
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Aeromuse
Posts: 3,979
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clit girls
band name!
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| Feb 19 @ 8:30 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,489
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So you wanna start a band 
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| Feb 20 @ 6:39 AM |
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adrian555
Posts: 1,622
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Do you need any more clues?
See!, 3 up above.^^^^^^^^^
All of em clit gals, just mention the word , they come a running & quick ,lol.
No dis dog, feel a bit funny saying that cause I respect you. 
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| Feb 22 @ 8:35 PM |
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warrior674
Posts: 6,580
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Whenever I need my cock sucked, but no one is around to suck it, I hump the sofa instead. 
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| Feb 22 @ 8:55 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,489
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Intriguing 
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| Feb 23 @ 5:51 AM |
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warrior674
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Fender...
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| Feb 23 @ 12:23 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,489
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Back away from my couch Warrior...I am not getting it steam cleaned again 
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| Feb 23 @ 2:17 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 13,645
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I must really be bored to actually post this... 
Whenever LJ needs his cock sucked, but no one is around to suck it, He
____________ instead.
(uses this vvvvv )
http://www.freddyandeddy.com/productreviews/wis/autosuckproductreview.htm
Synopsis: A masturbation device powered by your car's cigarette lighter.
Our Review: Gentlemen, start your engines. You have a new travel companion called the Auto Suck. It will keep you awake, it will keep you entertained, and it won’t talk your ear off. If roadside assistance is what you need, help has arrived. Why stop at the next service plaza when you can be serviced right in the comfort of your vehicle?
This little contraption looks like a small car vac with a plastic elbow supporting a pair of lips ample enough to take in your…uh…stick. Just plug it into your cigarette lighter or power supply and you are ready to get low jacked.
I took the Auto Suck for a test drive and found that it handles quite well. I applied lubrication to the mouth of the unit (a little lubrication goes a long way), put one hand at 10 and the other on 8 ½ and I was ready to go. The Auto Suck stimulates the head of the penis and gives a terrific and attentive blow job. I found that the device could easily be controlled with only one hand; and they say talking on a cell phone in your car is dangerous.
Got a gas hog? No problem. This little knob gobbler gets the job done and is very satisfying. You don’t have to take a day trip to get your rocks off with this toy; you can get off at the next exit.
It’s important to note that the Auto Suck doesn’t swallow. Without proper planning, things could get a little messy; you’ll want to be sure that you have some wipes handy. Clean up of the toy itself is simple enough. Just disconnect the elbow from the main unit and take it inside for a thorough but easy cleaning. And as a suggestion, a good radio station or your favorite CD will enhance your experience as the Auto Suck can be pretty noisy. If this is a distraction, simply turn up the music and enjoy the ride.
Value priced at $38 the Auto Suck is worth every penny. It’s perfect for road trips, camping, trucking, a limo ride, or just a quick lunch hour spent in the car. The power cord is easily long enough to reach just about anywhere in the vehicle, including the back seat. No emergency kit should be without it.
I give the Auto Suck an “AAA”; I just can’t wait to get on the road again…
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| Feb 23 @ 3:24 PM |
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Fender
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Gallow's that's hilarious. Where can I buy one for him?
Early Easter gift.
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| Feb 23 @ 7:00 PM |
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warrior674
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I tried to hump YP's leg and she got really mad!
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| Feb 23 @ 7:24 PM |
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Fender
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Do you want a pump for Easter too Warrior?
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| Feb 23 @ 7:48 PM |
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warrior674
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Do you want a pump for Easter too Warrior?
No thanks. The washing machine seems to be working for me! Aahhhhh!
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| Feb 23 @ 8:08 PM |
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Fender
Posts: 8,489
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Well I would of gotten a discount had I bought 2
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| Sep 24 @ 6:22 PM |
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soccerlovinguy22
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Whenever I need my cock sucked, but no one is around to suck it, I make myself a coffee and cut myself a piece of chocolate cake instead!
p.s. only use the vac if its got variable suction controls.......u dont want the full brunt of a 1500watt machine bursting ur veins!!
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