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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 12:20 AM |
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angelbaby1970
Posts: 137
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Start looking longinly at the vegtables in the grocery store. And your next door neighbor who's eighty starts to look sexy mowing the lawn with his bermuda shorts and stripped sox.
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 12:27 AM |
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angelbaby1970
Posts: 137
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I was totally laughing when I wrote this. I wanted to see what happened when I threw this out there. I am totally joking of course well about the neighbor part he's in his fifties.
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 12:54 AM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,368
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When the expiration date on your condoms says 2003. 
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 12:56 AM |
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danae74
Posts: 601
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When you find yourself drawn inexorably toward the "Sex Talk X" thread on most nights after 11:00 
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 1:10 AM |
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danae74
Posts: 601
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Hey, vicarious excitement is better than nothing, right? 
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 1:18 AM |
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peaches_n_cream2002
Posts: 302
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When you live vicariously through the porn that you see that the guests in your hotel are watching.
or...
You have an urge to go to one of their rooms for some fun regardless of who you see behind that door.
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 1:35 AM |
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greenizenora
Posts: 629
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When you seriously consider buying some of those nasty foot long hotdogs in the refrigerated section at the grocery store. . .  
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 6:16 AM |
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evil_Lollipop
Posts: 85
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When you seriously consider buying some of those nasty foot long hotdogs in the refrigerated section at the grocery store. . .
and it would be even more bad if you were going to seek names for this nasty foot long hotdogs LOL
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:04 AM |
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EyesofBlue72660
Posts: 11,653
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nasty foot long hotdogs in the refrigerated section
Yes, that's pretty bad considering the choice a few days before was those nasty foot long hotdogs in the FROZEN section!!! 
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 12:24 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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When watching some guy whack off on his cam suddenly seems like it's not such a bad idea!
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 2:06 PM |
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AngelLight
Posts: 5,449
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Think you actually made love  only to find out that you just woke up 
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 2:17 PM |
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waiting41
Posts: 1,926
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Di..........
Okay......this ones crazy.......have you ever been thinking about sex soooooo much I can't even say this without laughing..........
that when you were out in public you thought people were going to know what you were thinking about?
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 4:18 PM |
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Pete73052
Posts: 19,368
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You mean the don't?
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 4:34 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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Actually, Waiting, I have. Sometimes that s*** eating grin(that you can't wipe off your face) says EXACTLY what you're thinking!
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 10:24 PM |
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exiled131
Posts: 1,808
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wonder if it has changed much and if anyone invented new and improved positions
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 10:28 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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The little hamburger helper guy turns me on.
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 10:45 PM |
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exiled131
Posts: 1,808
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your penis starts getting unemployment benefits
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:29 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
Posts: 1,212
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The little hamburger helper guy turns me on
OMG
the hand!!
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:42 PM |
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 10,897
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When you keep reading all these posts and continue to wonder....just what IS this thing called sex that everyone's talking about, anyway???
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| Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:47 PM |
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 10,897
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...when you think "getting lucky" means finding a parking spot in front.
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