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| Jul 26 @ 3:07 PM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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Always_Striving
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I have farted maybe 2 times while receiving oral sex. I didn't care if the lady down below liked it or not. It made me feel like a "King" for a moment because the oral worker just hestitated for a second or two then just went on with business as usual. It's kinda fun and empowering. You should try it sometime.
Who enjoys being farted on when they perform oral sex?
Who likes to fart on their partners and say "Oooops, I'm sorry hun, that was an accident"? 
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| Jul 26 @ 3:08 PM |
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Gallows_Humor
Posts: 13,645
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let's not..and say we did.... 
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| Jul 26 @ 3:39 PM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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willowy1
Posts: 9,181
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always... I wouldn't expect any less from an asshole.
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| Jul 26 @ 10:20 PM |
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Kenn159
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I thought that was a universal rule to not fart during oral. 
For that matter I dont think I have ever farted during sex of any kind.
It's just a respect thing.
If you have to fart that bad, just excuse yourself and go into the other room or the bathroom.
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| Jul 27 @ 11:08 AM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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lj450
Posts: 9,550
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the oral worker just hestitated for a second or two then just went on with business as usual
I got shitted on one time....not during oral though. 
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| Jul 27 @ 6:50 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
Posts: 4,157
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I was almost gonna post:
"Holy crap"
but thought better of it
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| Jul 27 @ 9:50 PM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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lizardlicks
Posts: 236
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Only outside at the picnic table
at a campfire
with susan
my ex wife
and still good friend
I think
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| Aug 29 @ 1:04 PM |
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kevnbrady
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Yes and I almost died from gut wrenching laughter ....I was laying down on my back with my legs raised back to my head. She had her bum directly above my head and while her head was a bit further down me (more simply 69), she started licking me bum ...well it wasnt long before it spontaneously ended up stimulating things in a different way which conjured up a Relentless Force. Well she was moderately Ticked Off at first but ya should have seen how PEED OFF she got after I said well, I thought you wanted me to keep your hair out of your face!... then I started to uncontrolably laugh till it hurt Well I can say the look on her face went from  to  to  and when attentive to me still laughing, it went to  but was such a priceless memory and the whole matter was hours and hours of enjoyable recurring laughter (well for me anyways he he) which eh, was well worth it even thou she refused to lick me bum again  BUT HEY Woman Cuter Fart While We've Been GIiving Them Oral BUT YET THEY ACT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENS! Hmmmm should I post this  ahhhh what the hell right  Click!
[Edited on 8/29/2009 1:57 PM]
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| Sep 24 @ 5:46 PM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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soccerlovinguy22
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i havnt, as yet....
but, has anyone been sharted on? geez that would be bad!
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| Sep 26 @ 3:41 PM |
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gabrielle
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I'm sorry Striving...I can't say it would kill the moment but all action would stop until I composed myself Then I'd have to wait for the proper time to respond in kind 
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| Sep 28 @ 2:39 AM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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Always_Striving
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^ You're funny
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| Sep 29 @ 4:21 AM |
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DrMadVibes
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This thread is very disturbing..... and yet.... slightly arousing... 
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| Oct 3 @ 6:20 AM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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dreamlover4U
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Who likes to fart on their partners and say "Oooops, I'm sorry hun, that was an accident"?
That is so funny But seriously, that is not funny
Okay... still can't stop laughing, you guys are too funny
If the man I was giving oral sex to decided to fart on me, I would have to bite his head off JK, JK pun intended.
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| Oct 4 @ 4:05 AM |
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Always_Striving
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 ^ She was once best friends with Lorena Bobbit.
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| Oct 5 @ 10:49 PM |
Have you ever cut a fart or been farted on during oral sex? Let's talk about it.
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dreamlover4U
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Yes, we use to cut a few back in the day...  JK, admit it, that made you laugh
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