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| Oct 13 @ 7:41 PM |
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alaskenmike
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1) Missionary
2) Spider
3) Reverse Cowgirl
4) Doggy-style
5) Belly Flop
6) Lazy Man
7) Spork
8) Man Chair
...and what is your zodiac sign ? 
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| Oct 13 @ 11:54 PM |
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chubs
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well, in a different thread I already said I prefer the no. 1 position...so many good things can come from it 
oh, and btw, wtf are 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8? 
(well, I reckon I can about imagine what no.8 is)
oh yeah, I'm gemini, but wtf does that have to do with it?
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| Oct 14 @ 6:22 PM |
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alaskenmike
Posts: 204
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oh yeah, I'm gemini, but wtf does that have to do with it?
There is a pattern.... 
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| Oct 14 @ 7:47 PM |
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chubs
Posts: 2,454
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I fathered 3 sons, no girls because making them is too easy with a pattern laying right there 
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| Oct 14 @ 7:56 PM |
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Christie520
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LMAO whats spider? My Fav is doggy. love the roughness and hair pulling not to mention he can get it in deeper....Pises
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| Oct 14 @ 8:30 PM |
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alaskenmike
Posts: 204
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...now remember chubs she is Pises 
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| Oct 14 @ 8:53 PM |
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alaskenmike
Posts: 204
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Sex positions and burning calories:
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
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| Oct 14 @ 9:06 PM |
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Tiramisu4u
Posts: 5,631
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Italian Hanger???
Putting a pic of Sophia Loren over the bed?? 
I am Italian and thats a new one on me!
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| Oct 14 @ 9:20 PM |
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alaskenmike
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For the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex. 
Removing her clothes:
1. With consent 12 Calories
2. Without consent 187 Calories
Opening her bra:
1. With both hands 8 Calories
2. With one hand 12 Calories
3. With your teeth 85 Calories
Putting on a condom:
1. With an erection 6 Calories
2. Without an erection 315 Calories
Preliminaries:
1. Trying to find the clitoris 8 Calories
2. Trying to find the G-Spot 92 Calories
Positions:
1. Missionary 12 Calories
2. 69 lying down 78 Calories
3. 69 standing up 112 Calories
4. Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
5. Doggy Style 326 Calories
6. Italian Chandelier 912 Calories
Orgasm:
1. Real 112 Calories
2. False 315 Calories
Post Orgasm:
1. Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
2. Getting up immediately 36 Calories
3. Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories
Getting a second erection:
1. If you are: 20-29 years old 36 Calories
2. 30-39 years 80 Calories
3. 40-49 years 124 Calories
4. 50-59 years 972 Calories
5. 60-69 years 2916 Calories
6. 70 and over Death
Dressing afterwards:
1. Calmly 32 Calories
2. In a hurry 98 Calories
3. With her father knocking at the door 1218 Calories
4. With your wife knocking at the door 3521 Calories
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| Oct 14 @ 9:26 PM |
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alaskenmike
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According to science:
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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| Oct 14 @ 9:56 PM |
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Tiramisu4u
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Doesn't this work better with a partner???
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| Oct 14 @ 10:24 PM |
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Angel178
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Well that would explain my good mood, contentment and healthy glow
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| Oct 14 @ 11:11 PM |
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blueyes101
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Bitch !!!!!!! 
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| Oct 14 @ 11:38 PM |
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Angel178
Posts: 36,291
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Jealously does not become you blue!
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| Oct 14 @ 11:55 PM |
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chubs
Posts: 2,454
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boy, alaska, my poor ol' missionary just don't burn any calories...but wait till I addz "the bounce" to it
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| Oct 15 @ 12:03 AM |
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Tiramisu4u
Posts: 5,631
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Spider?? Spork????
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| Oct 15 @ 12:56 PM |
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drs297
Posts: 4,862
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at this point just want sex.. don't care about position
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| Oct 15 @ 1:28 PM |
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Christie520
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Im Agreeing witth him
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| Oct 15 @ 5:44 PM |
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alaskenmike
Posts: 204
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Spider?? Spork????
Spider:
Sit back and pull her toward you while you both lift your knees. “Physically, it allows her to feel a deeper, more intense, more intimate stimulation than missionary, with less friction,” says Candida Royalle, author of " How to Tell a Naked Man What to Do "
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| Oct 15 @ 10:58 PM |
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Tiramisu4u
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Notice there are no books on *HOW TO TELL A NAKED WOMAN WHAT TO DO*...
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