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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 6:47 PM |
Six Types of Sex
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raykl
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1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
6. There is also Social Security Sex..that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on....
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 6:54 PM |
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AngelLight
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"5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom"
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| Jan 28, 2006 @ 11:02 PM |
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Kat_luvr
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6. There is also Social Security Sex..that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on...
Wait Why Am I laughing...????That is the only sex i have been Experiencing now 
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 9:18 AM |
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2Biatchy4U
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 9:32 AM |
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boss1962
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.......too funny!!!
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 10:02 AM |
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luvshorses644
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Ray,
Thanks for this post... made me laugh! Where do you get your sense of humor? Again, thanks!
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| Jan 29, 2006 @ 3:25 PM |
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rjmcv
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 First good laugh in a while,Tks
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| Feb 1, 2006 @ 7:11 PM |
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hope67
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| Feb 1, 2006 @ 7:22 PM |
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richmondcowgirl83
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4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
I have that kind of sex all day at work!!!
-Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country But Who You Can Do For Your Country-
[Edited on 2/1/2006 7:30 PM]
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| Feb 1, 2006 @ 7:33 PM |
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sissycat411
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5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
Its also sometimes called The screwing you get .....for the screwing you got....  ..... all joking aside....
why is it guys think the woman always comes out ahead....or gets considerations she is not intitled to.....courts are much more fair today....than 25 years ago..... 
Remember...marriage is like a partnership....and when you disolve it....the assets are split via the number of people involved...wife, husband, children.... everyone has contributed to making this a family.....so be educated and pick your partner wisely..... 
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| Feb 1, 2006 @ 7:45 PM |
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waiting41
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2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
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| Feb 1, 2006 @ 7:47 PM |
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kattsmeow
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2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere,anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
Um, it really gets hot in our kitchen....  
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| Feb 1, 2006 @ 7:50 PM |
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spongebob777
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1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
Uhh. I was with my wife for 4 years before we got married. We got home from our wedding reception, she rented a movie and I read the newspaper.
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