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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:43 AM |
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holding4u
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At my age I thought I had heard everything - not so. What about these people who email for a period of time and then proceed to phone and want to talk (I am trying to be polite) explicitly about personal acts. Here are some questions I have been asked?
Are you lesbian?
Would you s****w on first meeting?
I want to play, too. What is the appropriate response?
Am I a Lesbian - I don't know, what's that?
Do I s***w on first meeting? Only if I have my toolkit with me.
Take it guys - It is now your turn.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:33 PM |
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painter007
Posts: 17,854
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what are you wearing>
Do you like it rough
How tight are you
Can you have muliple
You into threesomes
Can I do this ******** to you
Want to see "it"
Are you flexible
and on and on and on
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:45 PM |
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EricD67
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Holding (and all):
Thanks to the anonymity afforded by the Internet, as well as nearly absolute freedom of expression online (no censorship), topped off by the ease of clicking a 'send' or 'post' button, a lot of cyber citizens give no second thought to writing whatever crosses their mind and sending it off.
Eric
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:47 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,410
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Do you like it rough -depends on what I'm sanding
How tight are you -I try to watch my money
Can you have muliple -twins do run in my family
You into threesomes- Stooges are ok
Can I do this ******** to you -if your finger is stuck on shift 8
Want to see "it" -I am not checking the toilet for you again!
Are you flexible -I work 6 a.m. to 2:30. other than that, sure
Can i put this there?
Is it in yet?
Are you almost finished?
Was it as good for you?
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:59 PM |
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GraciePa
Posts: 355
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Can i put this there?
Is it in yet?
Are you almost finished?
Was it as good for you?
Can I put this there? As long as it's not in the way.
Is it in yet? Of course it was the perfect fit.
Are you almost finished? Just give me a few more seconds.
Was it good for you? Absolutely it was yummy!
How does it feel?
Is that large?
Do you care?
How long can it go?
Where did it go?
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 2:07 PM |
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sjpinatl
Posts: 671
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Could someone please tell me what s*****w is? I think I may be missing something important.
Thanks in advance.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:30 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,410
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psst.
put a cre in the middle
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 4:20 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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I thought it was s-w-a-l-l-o-w?! 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 5:26 PM |
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Lee_Danger
Posts: 4,517
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di... you and I are always thinking alike
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 5:40 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 25,410
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sjp added a few **.... either or, both are good (just the answer could be really funky!) 
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 6:55 PM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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As I kissed her lips, she twitched her legs and broke my glasses.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 7:59 PM |
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definitelydi
Posts: 12,602
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I don't know of a single person who wears glasses when kissing THOSE lips, Silver!!!
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 8:05 PM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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I guess there's a first for everything. I have heard of those who do it with their boots on, and those who do it with their hats on so glasses are the new thing.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:03 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
Posts: 13,813
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 I don`t know how to talk dirty..
Guess I`ll just read and learn... 
 OOPS! Wrong thread!
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 9:31 PM |
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DipityDoo
Posts: 377
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are you shaved or are you trimmed?
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| Mar 14, 2006 @ 5:56 PM |
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Guerrero
Posts: 139
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Hmmm... yo p**** look so good... if it was a booger, I'd eat it first.
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| Mar 14, 2006 @ 9:55 PM |
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WickedWench
Posts: 1,613
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omg this thread is soooo funny
Eric has a great point though. Anonymity affords people the illusion that they can be as forthright as they wish without any consideration or respect to the person they're talking with.
But the questions.. Oh my GAWD
Are those real?--no, they're fake. I deflate them at bedtime.
Can I see a nudie?--Sure. Here's a link to a porn site for ya
Do you like oral?--Yes they make a great toothbrushes
Can I see your p****? Sure-& show them my CAT!
I think talking dirty has a time and a place....pretty much anywhere that the two of you are comfy and "in the mood" but somehow loses it's appeal in cyberland.
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| Mar 15, 2006 @ 9:52 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
Posts: 4,161
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Cyber Sex?
It's just so hard to stay in the mood when I'm mentally correcting the spelling &/or grammar
It's not tounge!! It's tongue.
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| Mar 15, 2006 @ 9:55 PM |
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PsychoMagnet
Posts: 251
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It's not tounge!! It's tongue.
Nothing like a spelling correction to kill the mood
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| Jun 22, 2006 @ 2:42 AM |
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lacyvsq
Posts: 6,172
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The name of the book should be Keeping Them in Stitches -- The Holding Threads.
My "dirty talk" email:
hi there,l like to suck u
Life is too short to beat around the bush.mmm...Althought one could consider that foreplay......check me out and if you are a fellow traveler...if not now when? if not me who?.....
And not dirty, but one that made me smile:
You are so Beautiful and i cant just pass away without sending you a note...
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