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Apr 5, 2006 @ 10:34 PM International Masturbation Day    
richmondcowgirl83


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goes anyone know the actual date of it.
I'm heard:
May 17
May 20
March 22
March 7
June 1
Jan. 26
June 5
Sept. 10


Most say its may 17th but does anyone know for sure?
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Apr 5, 2006 @ 10:43 PM International Masturbation Day    
dowens


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I'm not sure.....i've heard conflicting dates......so just to be sure.......i throw myself a little celebration everyday!!!!!!! .....
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Apr 5, 2006 @ 11:08 PM International Masturbation Day    
AngelLight


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I know with absolute certainty that it's evey day of the year ....heard it through the grape vine.





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Apr 5, 2006 @ 11:20 PM International Masturbation Day    
Spider374


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It's every day as far as I'm concerned . I.don't know why they would designate just one day...whoever "they" are.
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Apr 5, 2006 @ 11:32 PM International Masturbation Day    
dowens


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WOOOOO-HOOOOOO.....its 11:30 on Masterbation Eve......i got the lotion.....the porn in the dvd.......and now i'm gettin' ready for the countdown......... .... ......
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Apr 5, 2006 @ 11:39 PM International Masturbation Day    
AngelLight


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"WOOOOO-HOOOOOO.....its 11:30 on Masterbation Eve"

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Apr 5, 2006 @ 11:55 PM International Masturbation Day    
dowens


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11:52.......and counting.............AWWWWWW........DAMN!.....once again i didn't make it til Masterbation Day.........guess i pre-celebrated again!...... .....
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Apr 5, 2006 @ 11:58 PM International Masturbation Day    
Atone74


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Well they have a daily smoking hour 4:20 why not an hour of Masturbation? Just a thought.
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 1:15 AM International Masturbation Day    
richmondcowgirl83


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It would be a great reason to call out of work....

Its international masturbation day so unless you want me to rub a few out in the desk I won't be in today.....
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 2:18 AM International Masturbation Day    
JesterDrawers


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WOOOOO-HOOOOOO.....its 11:30 on Masterbation Eve......i got the lotion.....the porn in the dvd.......and now i'm gettin' ready for the countdown......

That sounded like a good idea, so I decided to try it myself.
Got a bit tooooo excited at the notion, however.....
I got the porn....but now I've got the LOTION....IN THE DVD!!!!!!!
(Oh well, at least my DISK slides in and out a little easier! )
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 2:23 AM International Masturbation Day    
dowens


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......i don't EVEN want to know where you put the porn!!!!!!!
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 2:32 AM International Masturbation Day    
JesterDrawers


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No....you probably really don't want that much info........
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 10:21 AM International Masturbation Day    
definitelydi


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Imagine the greeting cards! There would be an explicit picture on the front of the card and a foil packet of lube and a tissue inside!
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 10:48 AM International Masturbation Day    
JesterDrawers


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di - turn that idea into something real, and I think you may have just made your first MILLION!!!!! You really might be onto something there!
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Apr 6, 2006 @ 11:33 AM International Masturbation Day    
richmondcowgirl83


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they already have that are the adult toy stores.
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Apr 9, 2006 @ 11:34 AM International Masturbation Day    
WickedWench


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I thought that was every day.

Imagine that!

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Apr 9, 2006 @ 12:01 PM International Masturbation Day    
willsmalto


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I got the porn....but now I've got the LOTION....IN THE DVD!!!!!!!
(Oh well, at least my DISK slides in and out a little easier!


you cracked me up to the point of choking

If my memory gets it right, masturbation day is every blessed day of the year. so so sorry gals, only possible with us men...........remember... the once-every-month thing. so unfair
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Apr 9, 2006 @ 12:16 PM International Masturbation Day    
stormyweather844


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remember... the once-every-month thing. so unfair


Nothing gets a good sexual lady down hon.
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Apr 9, 2006 @ 12:49 PM International Masturbation Day    
willsmalto


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Nothing gets a good sexual lady down hon.

I remember having a kinky colleague who wanted to screw every guy at work. she was weirdly horny all the time. she used to do it even when she was menstruating..........eeeessshhhhhhh.

what a weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank God she got fired
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Apr 9, 2006 @ 4:06 PM International Masturbation Day    
AngelLight


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Sick is good, as long as you know you are



Happy MD everyone ....(oops, is that Masterbation Day or Matchdoctor day?.... )....

oh well, either way
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