|
page:
<<
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
>>
of 1 pages
|
< previous page | next page >
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:36 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
stormy73
Posts: 1,181
|
Two weeks ago, I was at a local grocery store, talking to a friend who works there.
This woman was paying for her groceries, and talking to my friend, who was ringing her up.
She was talking about kidney stones, and she mentioned that her brother had them. She also mentioned that he was gay. Then she unknowingly used a double entendres.... she said, "My brother's boyfriend just got a Hummer!". I almost bit my lip in two, trying to keep from laughing! She was talking about the car, but obviously didn't know what else is called "A hummer"! After she left, I damned near collapsed from laughing! 
Have any of you ever had a similar experience?
|
|
  |
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 8:56 AM |
Double entendres? |
|
Sweetnessforyou5
Posts: 23
|
This reminds me of a time when I was at a family gathering and my nephew all of a sudden spoke up saying "I want a hummer when I get older".....the adults all cracked up and he just looked at us with this confused look on his face. Whenever I see a Hummer, I think back on that.
|
| |
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 9:05 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
EyesofBlue72660
Posts: 13,047
|
Have any of you ever had a similar experience?
All the time....but it's usually me that's providing the entetainment!!!!! 
|
|
| |
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 9:20 AM |
Double entendres? |
|
Wibber
Posts: 162
|
I once won an award for double entendres-- no lie!!
Most of them just slip out when I least expect it-- I get a lot of mileage out of elevators. "Are you going down?" "Did you want to go all the way down or stop here?"
There was a time when I was at the Double Down in Vegas with my then boyfriend and I offered to pay, and he refused, saying, "I wouldn't stiff my girlfriend", and I said something like, "You sure did a pretty good job of it this morning."
|
| |
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 9:24 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
Sabrina806
Posts: 63
|
Excuse me,but do you have to be American to know what 'hummer' is or am I just thick  ?
|
|
| |
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 1:24 PM |
Double entendres? |
|
stuart12
Posts: 3
|
i was talking to a British friend of mine who lives in california and has done for 20 years. When he first moved to USA he struck up a good friendship with a rich lady from texas and they were only friends. Anyways she wanted to go and visit England and asked him to go with her to show her the sites. So off they went and one night after booking into a hotel in london they found they had a joining rooms. well at the end of night just before they went to bed, he asked her "what time do you want knocked up in the morning" well she slapped him in the face and slammed the door shut. well of course that term over here in the UK means what time would you like to be woken in the morning. LOL Took him 2 days before she would speak to him. LOL
|
| |
|
| Nov 17, 2005 @ 2:48 PM |
Double entendres?
|
|
someone_me
Posts: 506
|
double entendres... 
|
|
| |
|
| Dec 28, 2005 @ 2:20 PM |
Double entendres? |
|
richmondcowgirl83
Posts: 1,062
|
My favorite will always be the "I want a hummer" or playing badminton... "volleying the shuttlec*** around"
|
| |
|
| Jan 5, 2006 @ 11:56 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
pktchg919
Posts: 11
|
Mine is a bit less sexy than those already posted but it was one of those "you had to be there moments." My parents and now ex-wife were coming back from Church one Sunday and my parents lived in a rural area. My mother isone those "Holy Rollers" and we passed a farm with a farmer and his mule. I looked over and said "LOOK!!!!! He's showing his ass." My father tried like hell to not laugh but my mom REFUSED to even smile even though she REALLY wanted to burst out laughing.
|
|
| |
|
| Jan 6, 2006 @ 12:56 AM |
Double entendres? |
|
Angel54214
Posts: 18,174
|
When my oldest daughter was in junior high school, her girlfriend stopped by one Saturday. When she was talking with my daughter, she blurted out, "Hey, my mom just got a new (vulva)!", I said a what? She replied, "You know a vulva, a car! I said oh ok....It was a volvo....Kds say the darndest things.
[Edited on 1/6/2006 12:57 AM]
|
| |
|
| Jan 6, 2006 @ 8:52 PM |
Double entendres?
|
|
greenizenora
Posts: 629
|
I use to work in a doctor's office and one of the doc's was Dr. Becker. I'd worked there for less than a week when I had to page him overhead throughout the entire building.
Because no one let me live it down, I can quote what I said on the loud speaker. . . "DR. PECKER, LINE 12 FOR DR. MOORE" 
OMG, I could've just died. . . the other girls around me were cracking up. . . people on other floors were calling laughing their a**es off. . . and I was dying.
Turned out that I'd hit the nail on the head, though. . . that man was a d*ck. . . 
And he never did like me. . .
|
|
| |
|
| Jan 6, 2006 @ 9:03 PM |
Double entendres? |
|
chinabull2000
Posts: 7,012
|
Excuse me,but do you have to be American to know what 'hummer' is or am I just thick Don't worry Sabrina, I ain't American and I haven't got a clue either... although I can guess! 
|
| |
|
| Jan 9, 2006 @ 12:12 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
lah22_2000
Posts: 11
|
My problem is that when I am horny, I think of everything in double entendres. SOmetimes I have to hit myself just to stop thinking that way.
|
|
| |
|
| Jan 9, 2006 @ 12:17 AM |
Double entendres? |
|
Pete73052
Posts: 19,370
|
When I'm horny, I beat myself too.
|
| |
|
| Jan 9, 2006 @ 12:21 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
Angel54214
Posts: 18,174
|
Oh goodness Pete...be careful, you don't want to use walking stick for a crutch...
I had 2 doctors with names Dr. Blood and Dr. Stone... 
|
|
| |
|
| Jan 9, 2006 @ 2:49 AM |
Double entendres? |
|
lennym
Posts: 43
|
We have a dentist here with the name Dr Payne!!! I don't go to him...........
|
| |
|
| Jan 10, 2006 @ 10:59 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
CynCity
Posts: 556
|
Shortly after my divorce, I was getting a little romantic with my new man...and softly whispered to him "that's just like heaven"...he pulled away and looked at me strange.
A couple days later he asked me what I was thinking comparing him to my ex...when I said "that's just like Kevin".
Luckily I was able to straighten that one out relatively quick.
|
|
| |
|
| Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:08 AM |
Double entendres? |
|
marshallcowboy
Posts: 3
|
Several years ago when I was going through chemo, I was at a local clinic when I was told that one of my doctors name was Sexour. The inside joke I later learned from the nurses, they would ask him we get a coffee break , but when do we get our sex hour. 
|
| |
|
| Jan 13, 2006 @ 2:38 AM |
Double entendres?
|
|
zoomzoom511
Posts: 110
|
Tell me about your last meaty relationship?
|
|
| |
|
|
|
page:
<<
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
>>
of 1 pages
|
< previous page | next page >
|
|