| Dec 1, 2007 @ 1:42 AM |
This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Oklahoma
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MuskogeeBill
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Ol' jeff may not be smarter than a 5th grader but he sure knows us Okies. 
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Oklahoma.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma.
If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may
live in Oklahoma.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live
in Oklahoma.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Oklahoma.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Oklahoma.
If you see a tornado warning on the television but don't get too awfully
excited about it until you actually SEE it coming toward you, you may live
in Oklahoma.
If you actually understand these jokes
you definitely live in Oklahoma. We're friendly folks!
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 6:32 AM |
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TheClockmaker
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I don't know Bill...seems to me he was talking about Texas on the speed limits 
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 11:12 AM |
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MuskogeeBill
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You been on that Dallas loop too,huh? Nascar outlawed it for safety reasons.
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:04 AM |
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signme
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As usual I was gonna say sounds like Texas to me!!
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 3:04 AM |
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MuskogeeBill
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Yep been eyeing me a new oklahoma/texas package in a new truck. Comes complete with gun rack, beer cooler, and restrictor plates.
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| Dec 5, 2007 @ 11:52 PM |
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steveemac
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If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma. Or Chicago!
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| Dec 7, 2007 @ 8:38 PM |
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BandTMom
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If you see someone wearing flip-flops in WalMart and there's ice on the ground, yo might live in Oklahoma.
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 7:53 AM |
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TheClockmaker
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Especially if they still have the price tag on them 
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 4:18 PM |
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BandTMom
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I know somewhere in OKC, there is somebody wearing flip flops outside today in the ice.
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 6:55 PM |
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MuskogeeBill
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We can wear flip flops here mom, its a balmy 42 degrees. 
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 8:30 PM |
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BandTMom
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 Do you want me to use that motey again??
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| Dec 9, 2007 @ 9:01 PM |
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signme
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Well dang come on down here. The cold hasn't hit us yet. 8 pm at nite and it's still 75 degrees! But never fear, the cold air is on its way. But only gonna stay a day or so. I knew there were some perks to living farther south!! 
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| Dec 10, 2007 @ 10:31 AM |
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MuskogeeBill
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Grab your flip flops mom we are moving in with sign.
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| Dec 10, 2007 @ 10:37 AM |
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BandTMom
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I'm ready. I couldn't even go to work today because my car is completely iced over...and no relief in sight, 
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| Dec 11, 2007 @ 10:25 AM |
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MuskogeeBill
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They got a ot of ice north and west of Tulsa but ours melted right off and so far only light rain. Boy am I glad. 
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| Dec 11, 2007 @ 10:31 AM |
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BandTMom
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Now make mine go away.
Do a little sun dance.
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| Dec 13, 2007 @ 4:31 PM |
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gypsy29
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If you run the ac and the heater on the same day, you may live in oklahoma!
And I lost power sunday and still have nothing here on thursday! I hate ice!!!
I hear they are talking snow......  I hate snow!
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| Dec 13, 2007 @ 7:49 PM |
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MuskogeeBill
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Yep forcast is for snow Gypsy. I was doing ma's sun dance and blew a flip flop and we wound up with snow.
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| Dec 13, 2007 @ 8:10 PM |
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BandTMom
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 Get it right the next time.
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| Dec 15, 2007 @ 1:58 AM |
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signme
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Mom you know that old saying "if you want something done right, do it yourself"?? I think you need to do the dance. Bill ruined it.  And we did get cold down here and now rain but no ice thank goodness.
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