| Sep 17, 2008 @ 4:31 PM |
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tentfire
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Somewhere along the way I must have gotten married....but I don't know to who, I don't remember it. 
I was closing up my shop last night just as it was getting dark. I was enjoying the cool air so I had my front door propped open. As I was turning out the lights, in walks a young woman, looked like in her early 20's. She had on a shirt from one of our local diners. She asked if I was me, by name. I said "yes" in a questioning tone. She said that she had been working at the ???? diner for awhile and had just lost her job. She said, "Your husband that eats there regularly told me that you are needing help in your store and to come by and ask for a job." She pleaded, "Please, I really, really need a job. I don't know what I am going to do." With the biggest look of confusion ever I told her that I DID NOT know what she was talking about. (I didn't tell her that I wasn't married because I was trying to find out who was supposedly my 'husband.') I said that although I did need help... I always need help.... I absolutely was not hiring because I didn't have the finances to pay another person. To which she eagerly and cheerfully replied, "Oh, I can help you! I can come in and just help if you need help." 
The things I must do in my sleep. I have a husband out there somewhere and I slept by myself the other night when it was cold......or did I?
Can you see all the holes in her/their story?
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| Sep 17, 2008 @ 9:18 PM |
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Luvanurse54
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Wow sounds good anyway...you have a husband and someone who really, really needs a job, yet she will work for free. I agree a bit confusing but now if the husband is really Brad Pitt your in luck .
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| Sep 17, 2008 @ 9:37 PM |
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tentfire
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Yea, I figure I will let my "husband" pay her wages since he wanted to hire her. Then I will have him sign a few extra blank checks while he is at it.  This could be nice, if I could just find him.......  I am hoping for more like Johnny Depp  .
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| Oct 5, 2008 @ 10:28 PM |
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daisy8691
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if you dont know who your husband is i sure dont .........
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| Oct 6, 2008 @ 7:14 AM |
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Cruisenite
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It's not me!!! I swear I did NOT do it 
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| Dec 18, 2008 @ 7:19 PM |
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friendly_guy1
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Hello,
Looks like I am available again alone for Christmas again the girl I was to marry has backed out of us being together and marrying as we had planed. My heart is broken and I am very tired of being alone waiting for my one true love.
Donald K Dion
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| Dec 21, 2008 @ 4:12 PM |
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BandTMom
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Who was that masked poster?
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| Dec 21, 2008 @ 7:36 PM |
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MuskogeeBill
Posts: 599
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It's not me!!! I swear I did NOT do it Just like the guy who farts in an elevator, the guilty bark first.
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| Dec 21, 2008 @ 8:23 PM |
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BandTMom
Posts: 38,041
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He's squealing on himself.
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| Dec 24, 2008 @ 2:43 PM |
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tentfire
Posts: 354
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Gosh, someone named NOT ME sure gets blamed for a lot. Now it looks like NOT ME scared away my potential hubby...... Darn! and I so wanted one for Christmas.
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| Feb 22 @ 8:45 PM |
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daisy8691
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have you figured out who your husband is yet??? rotflmfao 
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