| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:20 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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Just write a meaningful poem or phrase.
Here is mine...
My stove is hot
It will burn your hand
Sometimes I am a rebel
And I use a pan
I like coffee creamer
Hazelnut please
But only a little sugar
All the calories would go to my knees
I hate toes
Especially ones that smell
Nobody knows
But I like to lick snails
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:27 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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And another...
Mmmmm, silky sheets
Between my legs
if only I had
A dozen eggs
I wish I was bald
Id have no hair
I would hate to get mauled
By a grizzly bear
I think im sleepy
Maybe even sleep deprived
One I ate alligator tail
I am glad I survived
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:28 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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I've been working on my house
all day long
I blew out the lights
now can't find my bong
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:32 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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She lost her bong
She is deep in sorrow
Maybe Ill give it back
Neh, Ill wait till tomorrow
Fret not with your soul
For I have a present
I will lend you my bowl
Tell no one, for I am only a peasant
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:36 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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Everything will be fine
I will just get my wine
I hope no one comes to the door
I can't seem to get off the floor
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:42 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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O dear, she's on the floor
Whatever shall I do
Should I hide the wine
Or clean up her poo?
Help I fell
And I cant get up
I wonder if she can tell
She is lying in my throw up
I better hide the beer
And pull out the shine
I hope she realizes
I don’t take it from behind 
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:43 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:45 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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She don't take from behind
That just blows my mind
As long as I'm on the floor
I won't try that no more
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:46 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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No one else wants to play with us. 
I wonder why 
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:47 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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No one is as sick as we are?
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:48 AM |
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cookin_cookies
Posts: 1,126
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 isn't good at this game
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:50 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
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I should try to help her up
Get her onto the chair
Then I can invite Keanu reeves over
And her can kiss her who knows where
I would have to leave
At least into the other room
I wonder if she wants to borrow my weave
If so, she needs to ask soon
O look, he is here
He brought more wine
I wonder if he can tell
She just ate some swine
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:54 AM |
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American_Woman
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How'd I get up on this chair
I don't think it's really fair
That Keanu came to kiss on me
And all I want to do is pee
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 2:56 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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Where did our friend Cookie go?
She told me she'd bring the blow
I think Jenn stole my man
Now don't that just beat the band?
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 3:00 AM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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Cookie, cookie,
Where for arête thou
We thought you would bring the blow
Now we are stuck with a slight meow
I didn’t steal her man
I just gave him a lil kiss
Wasn’t the sweet of me
Being her lil sis?
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 3:05 AM |
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American_Woman
Posts: 5,360
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we are warped that's for sure
everything is just a blur
a kiss I guess will be ok
as long as it ain't a roll in the hay
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 3:43 AM |
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SpyderLady
Posts: 682
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You guys are nuts
That is for sure
Why do you fall on your butts
Oh another drink is the cure! 
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 3:56 AM |
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OUTDOORSMAN718
Posts: 115
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i like to eat pie 
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 10:48 AM |
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sarina543
Posts: 198
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blog land blog land
nasty little blog land
some of these people
are so fullof hate and if you're not careful
you will take the bait
they twist and they turn
every word that you type
all with the purpose
of them being right
blog land blog land
nasty little blog land
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| Dec 2, 2007 @ 3:13 PM |
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Sweetheart83446
Posts: 6,434
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It’s just a blog, its just a blog
So they say
Then how come sometimes
People let it ruin their day
Its easy to get caught up
In all the fuss
Just please never wish
Your rival will get run over by a bus
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