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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


May 2, 2008 @ 5:17 AM TAKING A WOMAN TO BED    
srs2001


Posts: 96
What is the difference between girls/woman aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?




At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the h@ll are you???
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May 3, 2008 @ 11:50 PM TAKING A WOMAN TO BED    
signme


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Jul 6 @ 2:59 PM TAKING A WOMAN TO BED    
srs2001


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