| Nov 12, 2007 @ 1:46 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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Playing a vidoe game my son becamed fustrated. From his room i here the sailor speech. Things that would make ron jermy blush.
I walk in a noticed it was just my son siting there.
you cant say that, i said simply.
A hit of the pause button, cause the games ever important, He looks me in the eyes, and says,
I can now thanks to you..
Ever mindful since of what i do and how i do it. My sons dont even know i smoke.
So your story?
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| Nov 12, 2007 @ 11:10 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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oh man .. in the store with my then just under two year old Becca... shes in the cart and we are in line waiting to check out... surrounded by grammas and grampas all cooing over her *what a pretty baby* *what a gorgeous little girl* * what a sweet child* ...she reaches for a something on the aisle I said "don't touch " she draws her hand back... then a few moments later reached again.. this time a stern "NO" from me and she draws her hand back crosses her arms and says "F*CK" with such inflection and facial expressions  ...I wanted to crawl in a hole  all I could say while the grammas and grampas looked on in horror was "where did you learn that??"
whats funny is still today she has to be damn mad to let anything slip like that ... and well me.. at times wellllllll... OTHER words fly outta my mouth unbidden
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| Nov 12, 2007 @ 11:15 PM |
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katydid438
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My neice, at three years of age, was suspended from nursery school for a day for trying to get the other kids to say f*ck 
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| Nov 13, 2007 @ 11:44 AM |
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Loreli
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My daughter is in speech therapy-her vocabulary is limited, she signs and uses her own language.
As hard as I try, some words just don't come easy to her.
But sure as heck, the day I turned around and dumped a whole glass of orange juice on my carpet, said "da*nit"...it came right out her mouth.
(her speech therapist says it's actually a good thing, as it uses 3 different consonant sounds..I asked if she wanted me to teach her sh*t next) 
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| Nov 13, 2007 @ 1:00 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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| Nov 14, 2007 @ 10:30 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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lori, thats only one syble.
try fatherfaucker,  theres 4!
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 9:15 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
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When my oldest son was somewhere in middle school age ... Maybe he was around 12 ... 1991? .... He was growing his hair longer ... Longer than was the style at the time ... I think he was the only boy in his school with (almost) shoulder length hair.
So, I said to him, "Aaron, will you please get a hair cut? None of the other boys have long hair like that"
And in his oh so wise 12 year old voice, answered me with, "Mom, didn't you always tell me not to follow the crowd? Don't you want me to be an individual?"
got me there.
And, BTW, he continued to grow his hair, eventually fashioning it into dreadlocks in high school ... and today, at 28 years old, is one fine INDIVIDUAL with dreads down the middle of his back ...
yeah, that's my boy.
I should find a pic of him to post in my profile ... or a link to some of his videos.
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 11:42 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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ilol too cute. I told my mom if you have a problem with the product, talk to the maker. lol
That worked well for two years then she came up with, youre right, lets just scrape ya and start all over.
moms you may get one up for a time being, but they have one hell of a stoping power when switched on.
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:24 PM |
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lazareth
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when my son was 4 he called his day care teacher a royal bitch....
swear to god people, he did not learn that from me
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:32 PM |
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your_princess
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My son one day was playing cars on the edge of the bed. He converses with the cars and acts ALL the cars out. So in his one way conversation he said "get out of my way you damn car." I stopped him and said what did you say and he said "NOTHING". So i again asked him what he said, as he is looking at the floor knowing hes in trouble already. "I saiddddddd FUCHING SHIT MOM." In the bathroom we went with the soap in the mouth. He does NOT swear anymore and corrects anyone he hears around him using foul language. The damn car i think im probably responsible for...road rage and rush hour traffic! However the other phrase I have no idea. Not two words i would use back to back.
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:40 PM |
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daisy315
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I know exactly who he learned that term from Sis...
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:41 PM |
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lazareth
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well you little chit
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:44 PM |
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lazareth
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<<<<< thats my boy!
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:44 PM |
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daisy315
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but.. but.. I wasn't refering to you when I said it..
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| Nov 28, 2007 @ 9:45 PM |
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daisy315
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and such a good son too, BTW... Aunt Daisy is so proud of him... 
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 1:44 PM |
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nasscarmom
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My son was 4 and in the bank with me. I know he was young, but I had let him watch "Backdraft" because he loved firemen. Well, anyway. He asked me if he could have a lollypop. I said "No, it's almost lunchtime." Well his response to me was "You crooked son-of-a-bitch!". I got some really funny looks from the ladies at the bank. We high tailed it out of there. My red face and all
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| Dec 5, 2007 @ 10:09 AM |
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behonestaboutlove
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nascarmom.
One day I was in my car and someone cut me off and I had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting them and I said shit and next thing I hear is this sweet little boys voice from the backseat say shit just plain as day. I was laughing until I thought great now some day I will get a phone call from his teacher, Miss M your son said shit today. 
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| Dec 7, 2007 @ 11:28 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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lol nas lol
parentings not a perfect science. Dont hurt, hate and hit are pretty much the only absoulutes, except mistakes happen, and we can fix them. 
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| Apr 21 @ 8:05 PM |
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painter007
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Its amazing what we teach our kids...They are a clean slate when they come into the world...and they watch and see how we act towards other people, how we deal with life. and so much more.
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| Apr 26 @ 8:13 AM |
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Makya
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I never used to use foul language in front of my children because I knew what would happen if I did. When my husband and i were on the last leg of are marriage, I began cursing like a sailor.
My kids weren't used to it, so I guess they thought if I said it, it must be ok. I started hearing ALL types falling from their lips and the favorite one always seemed to be "b**ch. Once they realized they couldn't repeat everything I say anymore, It wasn't a problem any more.
However, I was out driving with them one day and they were in the back of the car discussing/fussing about whatever. I heard my 9 year old daughter say "I don't want to hear that s**t!" I pulled over the car, whipped around and asked "What did you just say?" Of course she swore she said "stuff" instead of "s**t"
I really think it just slipped out of her mouth subconciously. She had this look of horror on her face like "I couldn't have said that" I didn't dog her out too much because of that look on her face.
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