| Jul 29, 2006 @ 5:30 PM |
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holding4u
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I recently called an acquaintance - left a message - call was returned and friend asked do you have my number??
Answered the phone at the office - gentleman asked me for my number - I replied the same one you just dialed.
Was out walking the dog (white German shepherd) - someone stopped me and asked "Is that a dog?"
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:03 PM |
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TravelPartner344
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I'm the tall, fat, short, skinny guy over in the corner.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:04 PM |
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nah12
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 yepper gotta love those stupid questions...don't they just make your day....... 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:29 PM |
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Bojangles102
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There's a lady on MD that I asked to respond to my emails..Boy was that a stupid question.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 6:41 PM |
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NeverB4Alone
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Heeere's your sign 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:07 PM |
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spongebob777
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"Do ya wanna?" is a dumb question if it comes from a 25 year old super model.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:07 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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Heeere's your sign
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:08 PM |
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wiccked
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a friend calling you at 4 in the a.m.- did i wake you???  no!! i was sitting here waiting for you to call!!!!  duh!!! you and a friend going into a restuarant and they ask"two for dinner'??? naw!! the other 300 will be in shortly!!!
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:12 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I was asked once if there was Chicken in the Vegetarian Gumbo.. 
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:15 PM |
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Cidronlvnv
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Past job, I would answer the phone ... "Thank you for calling Walgreens at (intersection). This is Jim, how may I help you"
Mind you, this was like 3am.
Caller - You are located where?
me thinking - i mentioned it when i answered the call
Caller - Are you open?
me thinking - no, we arent open, i am just a curteous burglar that answers the phone while looting the place
Best though came from the pharmacist at night.
Caller (lady hysterically sobbing) - I have some medication that I got there from the pharmacy, *sniffle* and the instructions say to take with a glass of water. *sniffle*
Pharm - yes, that is pretty normal
Caller - I am worried though *sniffle* I took the pill like it said, but I only had a half of a glass of water in the glass at the time. Is that a problem? *sob*
Pharm - *puts down the phone, laughs, collects himself* Ma'am, did the pill go down to your stomach, or is it cought in your throat?
Caller - I think its in my belly
Pharm - Ok, no problem then, this time *hangs up the phone and calls the front to relate the idiot he jus spoke with*
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:18 PM |
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definitelydi
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Eww! This stinks! Here, smell it!
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:20 PM |
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wiccked
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darn, Cid- that was me the pharmacist was talking about!!! now everyone knows how toopid i am!!!!!  i told that pill 'GET IN MY BELLY!!!'
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:21 PM |
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roxanagirl_19
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omg why would they ask for your number after just callin you lol. i love that one lol
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 7:23 PM |
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roxanagirl_19
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Okay, I'm at the lake and I'm setting up my fishing pole and someone comes over and asks "so are ya fishin". I said "nope, just seein how far my fishin line will go" lol.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 8:27 PM |
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suzieq0808
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you and a friend going into a restuarant and they ask"two for dinner'??? That's not really a stupid question. I often meet friends for dinner and we arrive in in two or three groups.
My two kids and I arrived at a restaurant. The hostess, peering around us presumable looking for the man who would buy us dinner, asked "Four for dinner?" I turned around, counted the kids and I, "One, two, three. Nope. Three for dinner."
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 8:51 PM |
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wiccked
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i stand corrected!!!!!   
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 8:58 PM |
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jamminjerry
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just checking to see if wiccked might think this thread had anything to do with me opening my mouth.
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 9:04 PM |
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jamminjerry
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oops! got off topic! i'm a truck driver and every job i call about the "secretary" asks "do you have a CDL? i reply, "is there anyone there i can talk to" LOL most of the time we go round and round till she hangs up. if the job is important i keep trying till i get someone else. the funny one is "you live too far away"
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 9:10 PM |
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robodad
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If you don't like what I wrote, then don't read it
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| Jul 29, 2006 @ 9:25 PM |
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suzieq0808
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JJ, Maybe you're supposed to talk to the "secretary." You'd probably not have as difficult a time if you'd cooperate with the process. I was internal recruiter in my last position. We have to ask those basic questions because so many applicants don't meet the posted minimum qualifications.
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