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Aug 3, 2006 @ 2:32 PM confucius say...     Danger Posts: 1,246 virginity like bubble...one prick, all gone! man who run in front of car...get tired. man who run behind car... get exhausted. man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 'foolish' man give wife grand piano...'wise' man give wife upright organ! man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. man with one chopstick go hungry. man who scratch a$$ should NOT bite fingernails... man who eat many prunes get good run for money. baseball is wrong! man with FOUR balls cannot walk. panties not best thing on earth...but next to best thing on earth. war does not determine who is right, war determines who is left. wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. it take many nails to build crib...but one screw to fill it. man who drive like he**... bound to get there. man who stand on toilet is high on pot. man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. (unless this is MY neighbor ) man who fish in other man's well...often catch crabs. man who fart in church sit in own pew.   Aug 3, 2006 @ 3:01 PM confucius say...     Ensaged Posts: 620 man with woman on ground have piece on earth. man who drive crooked mile waste gas.   Aug 3, 2006 @ 3:08 PM confucius say...     Danger Posts: 1,246 man that sits in Chatsworth, Georgia with no shirt on...get burned back. (just looking at your profile picture...lol )   Aug 3, 2006 @ 3:10 PM confucius say...     kattsmeow Posts: 22,629 man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. I think about this every time I through one!!!!   Aug 3, 2006 @ 3:46 PM confucius say...     Snappygoddess Posts: 5,100 Man who fly plane upside down have crack up   Aug 3, 2006 @ 4:42 PM confucius say...     wiccked Posts: 12,300 confucius say " man who spring on spring this spring have offspring next spring!"   Aug 3, 2006 @ 5:41 PM confucius say...     lonewolf299 Posts: 109 Man who laughs last thinks slowest Man who laughs first farted   Aug 5, 2006 @ 1:07 AM confucius say...     ceemored Posts: 306 funny!! Girl who sit on judge's lap get honourable discharge.

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