| Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:08 PM |
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twotall911
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A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!""OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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| Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:29 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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| Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:45 PM |
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DestinyAngel49
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OMG... I had a friend of mine that e-mailed me this last week!
I laughed till I had tears in my eyes!
It's a good one...
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| Oct 30, 2006 @ 11:47 PM |
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luvmycats
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OH, I wish I had the pics on here. I had a Halloween party a few years back, my sister and brother-in-law came as a nasty nun and kinky preist. (he really thought he was bad cuz he secretly swiped some of his mom's rosery beads) He walked around all night looking up, waiting to get struck by lightening. 
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| Oct 31, 2006 @ 12:35 AM |
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stormy73
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Here's another "Nun" joke for you....
A Nun walks into a liquor store and asks the owner for a fifth of bourbon. the owner says to the nun, "I can't sell liquor to a NUN!!". The nun says, "It's for the Mother Superior's constipation.".
Reluctantly, the owner gives in and sells her the liquor under the condition that she doesn't tell anyone where she got it, and to promise him that it is, in fact, for the Mother Superior's constipation. she complies, and leaves.
An hour later, the store owner closes up and heads outside. Across the street, sitting on a park bench is the nun, rip-roaring drunk.
He goes over to the nun and says, "Sister, I am SORELY disappointed in you!! You said that the bourbon was for the Mother Superior's constipation!" The nun slurred, "It ISH.... when she sees me, she'll SHIT!" 
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| Oct 31, 2006 @ 12:41 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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| Oct 31, 2006 @ 6:26 AM |
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twotall911
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| Oct 31, 2006 @ 7:23 AM |
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| Oct 31, 2006 @ 11:35 PM |
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