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indigorose351
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Anybody have a fun story you can tell on yourself???
I think I'm damn hilarious until I read what I wrote through bloodshot eyes the next morning ....eek! 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:07 PM |
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daisy315
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'fraid not hon.. I don't drink.. 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:11 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I don`t Drink either..could tell ya about the story of the missing keys, but that was long ago in my wilder days.. 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:13 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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When I was a freshman in high school I used to drink all the time. One time, my friend and I were very drunk and we were like, spinning in circles in my room (which is not very big) and I fell against my desk and my lava lamp fell on top of my head. It broke and now it doesn't work anymore.
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:16 PM |
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indigorose351
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LGQ...now that's what I'm talking about!...hmm I haven't posted drunk here yet 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:18 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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When I was high one time I mused for about a half hour about how soda was brown and had bubbles. I also let my friend know that her ceiling was bumpy and that I really wanted to eat brownies. Then I walked into a wall looking for the bathroom and blamed it on Barbara Bush. I'm really strange when I'm high. 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:22 PM |
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chinabull2000
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I posted drunk on the old MD boards many times, just ask the "oldies" here. 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:23 PM |
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indigorose351
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Braggin??? 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:27 PM |
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chinabull2000
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Me? No, certainly not bragging, it was more embarrassing than anything else!
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:31 PM |
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luvshorses644
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OMG, I haven't been drunk in ages.. don't like the side effect and I am not in lust with the white porcelain king anymore... but if it comes right down to the nitty gritty, I gotta credit my dad with the cure. Goes back to when I was a big shot know-it-all lass all of 19. (Alzheimer's hasn't dropped kicked me over the goal post yet).
I went out with a couple of high school buds across the NY line (legal age there was 18) and I hadn't planned on getting sh_t-faced, but after a few rounds of buzz on multiples of 7 and 9 .. I was well on the way. Surprised myself at how well I walked to the car. We did have a designated driver even back then. And I was so fine until I closed my eyes and put my head back against the seat...that is when the the frikken volcano of vomiting decided to rest in my stomach for the next few hours. After about 30 stops in which I ran into the fields each time spewing my guts up.. we finally arrived at my house. My friends, knowing full well they dare not be caught dropping me off schlacked up, left me to get into the house by myself..
I never knew that 4 steps could move so much in my life... it was really funny to me at the time that they kept slipping out from under me and though I was giggling, I kept shushing myself... I finally made it to the door and the next challenge was finding the keyhole.. to my surprise, only required another 1/2 hour or so... I made it inside and thought .. well, hot damn, gal, you did it.. you pulled it off... laying down on the pull out couch that was mine, I grinned and fell into a blissfully happy la la land.. that was until I was woken by what I can only describe as the drum beat of the dead. My father, complete with a shiteating grin was banging on a metal stock pot with a metal spoon 4 inches away from the orb that was formerly know as my head. This continued into the wee hours of the morning at which time I had to get dressed and go to work...
Fixed me big time!!! Now, my limit is 2 brews and I am tipsy even then.
THANKS DAD!!!
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:48 PM |
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twotall911
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when i was 30 drank a fifth of CR and chased lint on the floor on my knees
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 1:54 PM |
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indigorose351
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wanna race tall guy??? 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 2:12 PM |
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DoorWatcher
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I'll let ya know later...... 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 2:26 PM |
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8Knots
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do yer really wanna know....?
As a young matelot traveling the worlds oceans with her majesty's navy..... the lanterns would swing, the ships were made of wood, men made of steel.... we would run ashore and drink to our hearts content....
"Black Angus" in the Carib, "Canal Street" Amsterdam, "Bourbon Street" New Orleans.....
sing along with the barbary apes of Gibralter, swash along the old gut in Malta, dance with the Spanish ladies of Spain...
naw.... you dont want to know!
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 2:29 PM |
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Blondino
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you have mail Knotty 
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 2:33 PM |
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8Knots
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yeah.... saw that film too.... he drowned in the end... some drunken sailor! Oops... sorry, that was the "Message in the Bottle" one wasn't it?
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 6:58 PM |
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warrior674
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I posted drunk once on MD. I told someone to go to h*** or something like that.  
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 7:12 PM |
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spongebob777
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I don't drink anymore but there are certainly times I wish I still did.
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 7:39 PM |
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razzired
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I respectfully invoke my rights under the 5th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and decline to comment.
MJ
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| Dec 10, 2006 @ 7:57 PM |
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luvmycats
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I could never post on here when I am drunk.
1. It only happens every few years and I did it this past July.
2. There are already too many people here that don't know when I am teasing and I do even more of it when I am drinking.
I did get drunk about 5 or 6 years ago and decide it would be fun to "ride" around my sisters lake in my blow up chair. Dam thing Threw me and I thought I was going to drown...then I realized all I had to do was stand up. Thought my niece was going to fall in laughing at me. 
NEVER go swimming when you have had more than your share. I was such a PIG that night. I paid for it for 3 days afterward though. 
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