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Feb 6, 2007 @ 8:37 PM your fortune cookie    
sweet5red


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what was your last fortune cookie fortune.. mine today said
what you seek is closer to you than you realize.. Sweet N Louisiana
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Feb 6, 2007 @ 8:39 PM your fortune cookie    
blueyes101


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HELP, I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
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Feb 6, 2007 @ 8:43 PM your fortune cookie    
WhiteThunder1969


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http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm
http://links2love.com/horoscope/fortune_cookies.htm

Knock yourself out.... lol


Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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Feb 6, 2007 @ 9:27 PM your fortune cookie    
beckyiv42000


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Your LOVE Fortune: To live without loving is to not really live. --- Give it all openly and love enough to be able to take what the other person wants to give you right now.
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Feb 6, 2007 @ 9:40 PM your fortune cookie    
blueyes101


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Hey, has anyone else out there in MD world ever read their fortune, and said the words "in bed" afterwards, someone taught me that long ago, and I've been passing it on for years, but wondered how far this tradition has traveled....And/or where it came from.....And by the way, NO ONE is allowed to sit between me and the chinese buffet table....K.... It's for your own safety>
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 2:44 AM your fortune cookie    
beckyiv42000


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Your LOVE Fortune: To live without loving is to not really live. --- Give it all openly and love enough to be able to take what the other person wants to give you right now.
...in bed



hows that blue??
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 3:10 AM your fortune cookie    
LipGlossQueen9


Posts: 10,088
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

that sounds like i made it up
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 3:33 AM your fortune cookie    
luvmycats


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Your LOVE Fortune: Speak this day in the universal language of love. --- Be brave - speak from your heart and the answer you receive may surprise you. "in bed"

Ok Blue, now what?
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 3:36 AM your fortune cookie    
Solitaire


Posts: 1,140
Thunder...thanks for the link.

If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.

~sigh~ I hate it when the fortune cookie knows me so well...
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 3:39 AM your fortune cookie    
luvmycats


Posts: 9,752
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.


Why can't I ever get out of the way fast enough?
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 3:40 AM your fortune cookie    
Solitaire


Posts: 1,140
If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time...in bed.

...and when she was bad, she was very, very bad....
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 6:10 AM your fortune cookie    
MedinaMan


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Your fashion sense of matching stripes and prints is awe inspiring



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Feb 7, 2007 @ 7:43 AM your fortune cookie    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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Your LOVE Fortune: Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one. --- Appreciate the good qualities of the person near you and you may see them in a new light - and ignite an old flame.
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 10:54 AM your fortune cookie    
blueyes101


Posts: 8,310
Way to go becky, and you too luvs.......Tink your slackin' I just have the feeling, nothing but good can come of this...........well at least it's fun, which is why I passed it on.
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 10:57 AM your fortune cookie    
BandTMom


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If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
........

in bed, or as I have heard it......"between the sheets"!
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 11:01 AM your fortune cookie    
BandTMom


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This is even better!!

Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
.......

between the sheets!!
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 11:18 AM your fortune cookie    
blueyes101


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If you change direction in bed.......I that like changing position? Stroke it hard mom, it usually gets bigger
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 11:19 AM your fortune cookie    
BandTMom


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Feb 7, 2007 @ 11:22 AM your fortune cookie    
Danceanddream


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Your LOVE Fortune: One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. --- Love is a great risk, but not loving is of greater risk - even though you may have been hurt badly before - a great love will come to you soon and you must be ready to accept it.

Hmmmmm...... appropriate for me!
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Feb 7, 2007 @ 11:26 AM your fortune cookie    
kattsmeow


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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.

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