| Feb 22, 2007 @ 8:02 PM |
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travelnfrog
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I just ran across the funniest site....we've all seen them....maybe we've even been one...a pathetic (poor, funny, sad) personal ad. This site features the best/funniest of the worst. Check it OUT!!
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 8:40 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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Yikes!!
Thur ups and downs.
I Just looking for one man who I can share my soul and body too. Someone my age who is tired of games. And wants a one womanwho all for her man and a man who is sinlge now, lives alone maybe. listen to soul music. Who likes a full figue lady size 18. and willing to take me to the mountains and see check it out, never been. I will stand by my man thur ups and downs." tried of games mens play. I'm looking for one man who is true and has alot of soul. Just no games. Lifes holds enough for me. Not sure this will work being on this like this. Men in here are only looking for sex. Which I think always comes when two get together as a man and woman. oh course in time.
- I got alot of heart.
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 8:47 PM |
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travelnfrog
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At least she had guts enough to post her photo! 
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 8:50 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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Somebody better warn PMF. I think the SWAT team is looking for him. 
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 8:58 PM |
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MarysPlace
Posts: 2,930
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I don't understand why my profile from POF didn't make the list. 
NO, and I repeat NO sandal-wearing-tree-hugging-faux-fur-loving-feng shui-exercising-liberal-vegetarian-meditating-eyebrow-tweezing metrosexuals who practice yoga. Unless you have a death wish.
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 9:07 PM |
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spongebob777
Posts: 7,904
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I don't understand why my profile from POF didn't make the list.
Syrup swillin squirrel worshipers need not apply.
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 9:50 PM |
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Strandedboarder
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MarysPlace said:
I don't understand why my profile from POF didn't make the list.
I don't understand either...I submitted it quite some time ago.
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 9:58 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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prolly the same reasons mine didnt make it ... YET Mary they be askeered of us muahahahaha 
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 10:05 PM |
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MarysPlace
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I don't understand either...I submitted it quite some time ago.
I KNOW you're always looking out for me! 
Becky, you need to march to NYC and slap the metrosexuals silly into giving up their pathetic ways. BTW, have any good ol' rednecks for me? The more guns they own, the better.
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 10:07 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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some of them metties are more frufru than the guys in hollywierd yanno?? i would actually prolly HURT them Mary then Id feel bad... well maybe ... hmmm rednecks?? hmm nope none of those ... got a few bikers and truckers running loose in the backyard tho will they do??
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 10:09 PM |
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kattsmeow
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Oh just go to Michigan,,,lots of rednecks and Yuppers too.
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 10:45 PM |
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kattsmeow
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intellic is a must for i can not have conversion with people who do not understand me 
Im a kind of guy that moist girls wouldnt think of. 
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 10:51 PM |
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MarysPlace
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got a few bikers and truckers running loose in the backyard tho will they do??
How long have you been holding them there? Have them clean up first, OK?
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 11:13 PM |
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travelnfrog
Posts: 572
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Bikers? Who's got bikers? Bring them on!!
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| Feb 22, 2007 @ 11:41 PM |
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SunBabe
Posts: 12,279
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Service is my pleasure. I'm a mature male looking for no strings adult fun. I am willing to travel within 90 miles of my Lee's Summit, MO home if reimbursed for expenses
And check his picture and "tags"..all 6 million of them ~shudder~
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| Feb 23, 2007 @ 12:29 PM |
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,559
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those ads are pretty scary, the quotes page is pretty funny though....
When not pregnant, I like the bar scene but not too often.
Breast Cancer has made me a stronger person with bigger boobs.
I'm a kind of guy that moist girls wouldn't think of.
now these folks are literary giants or was that gnats
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| Feb 23, 2007 @ 2:47 PM |
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SpiritOrnery
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| Feb 23, 2007 @ 2:57 PM |
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newgirl2U2
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The site is so funny. Especially liked how they tell you how to create a pathetic personal ad. I've read some exactly like the ones cited there. When I read an ad and can't figure out where the punctuation should be, it is pathetic. Just read again before you hit Post or Enter.
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| Feb 26, 2007 @ 10:16 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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How long have you been holding them there? Have them clean up first, OK?
hahMary I dont keep the smelly ones they get tossed back .. and most of them look alot bettah than some of yer metties in NYC  cept not frufruish haha they do clean up quite well um yeahhh 
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| Feb 26, 2007 @ 11:55 PM |
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Always_Striving
Posts: 8,794
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Cute, looks like many come from POF, not surprising  .
I've seen some real goof balls on there when I was there.
I think that it would be pretty funny to caputure profiles of all internet trolls. They have some pretty wacky profiles 
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