| Mar 14, 2007 @ 4:51 AM |
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ToucherinSparks
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This lie was told to me when I was in about 1st grade, and I believed it for several years. One of my friend's older brothers was telling us about where babies come from. It went something like this:
Your daddy sticks his weiner in your mom and wiggles it around till some snot comes out. The snot gets your mom infected and in a few weeks a baby pops out. But sometimes your dad sticks his weiner up your mom's butt instead of in the front, and when the snot comes out her butt gets infected and colored babies come out.
So, I went for years thinking that black people were butt babies. I think I finally figured it out when I was about 12 or so.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 6:32 AM |
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sugarhoneybee
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 That's just sick and wrong, ToucherinSparks.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 7:53 AM |
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luvmycats
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Sick and wrong...but funny! Gosh to think Touch has been "touched" all these years. 
One of my earliest memories. My sister who is 6 years older than me, told me my uncles cow found me on a rock when I was a baby. Mom felt sorry for me and adopted me. I thought I was adopted until I was old enough to read my birth certificate.
(my uncle didn't even have a cow!) 
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 8:02 AM |
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willsmalto
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growing up, I was told that pregnant women are the way they are cos they eat a lot and that new born babies were bought from the hospital
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 10:08 AM |
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definitelydi
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That it was okay to touch the electric fence because he turned it "off." 
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 10:10 AM |
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blueyes101
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I honestly believed our elected officials were in Washington to do what is best of the country.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 10:11 AM |
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lj450
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That Catholic priests dont rape on the altar boys.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 10:16 AM |
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fayblack
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This one isn't really outrageous but like blu and lj speaks to my faith in social institutions.
I used to believe you could not have children unless you were an adult and married. (Until I was about 15!)
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 10:25 AM |
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lj450
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could not have children unless you were an adult and married.
......AND able to support them.
Heres a new one........I used to be so gullible that I actually thought Tom Cruise was kinda cool.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 11:17 AM |
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Empath
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That people were honest and friendly and fair. I think I was about thirty when I gave up believing it. Just couldn't convince myself anymore that everyone is 'good'.
I still look for the best in everyone though. I guess I'm a diehard. 
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 11:24 AM |
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juzhey
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Biggest lie I was ever told, and ever believed was, "If you work hard, earn your keep, and keep your nose clean, everything will be fine."
LOL, yeah right, seems like the scammers are the ones who really get it all. Oh well, at least my conscience is clean.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 11:57 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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That I had a great dad
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 12:00 PM |
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Empath
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I'll second that one.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 12:01 PM |
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lj450
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Did you know her dad too?
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 12:07 PM |
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Danceanddream
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Everything my ex-husband told me! .... til I got smart! 
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 12:10 PM |
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Empath
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Did you know her dad too?
Umm.....ahh.....LGQ, have you ever had a dna test? Lj... 
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 12:12 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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empath, i've considered getting one.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 12:20 PM |
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Empath
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Too funny the way our lives parallel.....my mom told me about a year ago that the man I consider to be my natural father is quite likely NOT. Now what does someone like me do with THAT info?
I praised God.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 2:23 PM |
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Always_Striving
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When I was young I actually believed in the moon landing. I became an engineer in a similar field and talked to people that worked in those programs that don't even believe their own product landed on the moon.
They saw moon landing stage sets just like what we were supposed to be seeing on tv at the exact same time these so called moon landers were executing their mission.
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| Mar 14, 2007 @ 3:14 PM |
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stormy73
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The most outrageous lie I ever believed was that I would find someone to love
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