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How much endurence do you have???.....funny


Apr 10, 2007 @ 1:38 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
TRS1958


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I copied this from a forum on another site.

1. Go to google.com.

2. Click on Maps.

3. Click on Get Directions.

4. From: New York, New York.

5. To: Paris, France.

6. Then, read line #23.

7. Laugh.

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Apr 10, 2007 @ 1:41 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
LipGlossQueen9


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WTF.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 1:59 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
keeno


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Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min

2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min

3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min

4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft

5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min

6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins

7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins

8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road 0.4 mi
1 min

9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min

10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins

11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi

12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins

13. Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins

...
14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins

...
15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi

16. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins

17. Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi
38 mins

...
18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi
56 mins

...
19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min

20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins

21. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi

22. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

...
24. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins

25. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi

26. Turn right at E05
Partial toll road 17.3 mi
22 mins

...
27. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux
Partial toll road 9.1 mi
8 mins

28. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road 20.3 mi
17 mins

...
29. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road 56.5 mi
47 mins

...
30. Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward Nanterre/La Défense
Partial toll road 12.5 mi
16 mins

...
31. Slight right at N13 1.4 mi
3 mins

32. Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft

33. At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi
3 mins

34. At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi
3 mins

35. Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi
3 mins

36. Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft

37. Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft

38. Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi
1 min

39. Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville 194 ft

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Apr 10, 2007 @ 2:00 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
keeno


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sorry if that took the fun out it, but i added smilely's
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 2:04 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
ForumMod


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why didn't it change to kilometers and meters once it hit france?

(i've got to admit i lmao when i saw that on google the other day )
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 2:18 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
keeno


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guess we're still using the same car we started with to drive from new york to boston with.....
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 2:25 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
TRS1958


Posts: 481
No prob keeno...I probably should have posted it myself with the original post so everyone could just see the results. But I did think it was quite funny.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 3:44 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
daisy315


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you mean they won't let me use my row boat?... I have to swim?... awww shucks.. guess I'll never make it to France then..
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 3:58 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
TRS1958


Posts: 481
Maybe they need to change it from Google to Giggle
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 6:01 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
keeno


Posts: 2,363
hey trs, yup i thought it was funny, i never use google/giggle and i always use rand mcnally for directions. but i usually get lost because i can't follow directions, must be that old rebellion thing left over from my teenage years.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:53 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
Loreli


Posts: 25,399


Hey Keeno-
I'm geographically challenged...if it's noon or nighttime, I can't tell east from west!
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 9:53 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
twotall911


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want some help
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 9:55 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
Loreli


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yup...
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 10:15 AM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
definitelydi


Posts: 12,602
Dude! I can't really swim so I guess I'll have to stay home!


Edited to mention: For giggles I plugged in Chicago to London. Line 19 told me to swim across the Atlantic Ocean as well! I sense some funny programmers over there at Google!
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 2:21 PM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
grumblebear


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well, there have been silly folks who rowed across.....
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 3:11 PM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
uab_5


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Apr 10, 2007 @ 3:38 PM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
keeno


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maybe the forum mod moonlights at google....just thinking
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 3:53 PM How much endurence do you have???.....funny    
TRS1958


Posts: 481
Well if it takes 29 days to swim...might only take 23 days to row!
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