| Sep 27, 2007 @ 9:41 PM |
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username57
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Y'all, I will be leaving here soon. I have found my beloved!  Below is her response to my last mail to her along with the original. But, I don't know how to answer her. Any ideas? (And yes, I am aware that this isn't legit, so let's just have some fun.) I'd like to string this scammer out for a while. I'll post the good ones...But wait! What if my beloved looks at my profile and my posts? Oh man! I'm screwed again in love!
Hello Bozo,
Of course, I am not a scammer. I am here to look for a serious relationship and a life partner. I am serious about love and never play mind game. So, what are you seeking for here?
I hope we could have nice communications.
Ling
PS: Could you reply to me to my email address so that I can send you more beautiful photos of mine next time?
My email is {email address removed}.cn
****** ORIGINAL MESSAGE ******
My darling Ling! I awaited your response! I'm so glad that you are not a scammer and can pay your way to the US. I can't wait for you to come here and play "sports" with me....and if it's all the same to you, I'd rather keep our communications right here on MD for now...
Nite Ling
With Love,
bozo
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 9:43 PM |
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signme
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Awwwwwwwwww gee how sweet User. LOL 
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 9:46 PM |
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Loreli
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Dear Ling;
I so look forward to your move here to my trailer, with my parents and 12 kids!
We can always use an extra hand with the cooking, laundry and automotive repairs!
Wow, I feel so lucky to have finally met you!
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 9:50 PM |
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Laidback742
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Sports ... ? Does she have a sister?
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 10:57 PM |
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kattsmeow
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 10:59 PM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 11:04 PM |
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Always_Striving
Posts: 8,794
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Oh you lucky dawg. It's good to see that at least someone is scoring off this website.
Be sure to name your first child after me Always_Striving. 
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 11:07 PM |
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Angel54214
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Or maybe she'll be Angeling  
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 11:13 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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here ya go....
My darling Ling,
Do you have sisters? I would like you all to move here and be with me. I can provide jobs in the entertainment industry for you. You and your sisters will entertain rich american men for me. You will live with me and care for me, and your money will be controlled by me so that nobody takes advantage of you. Also, if you have anything there, sell it now and send me the money so that I can start a bank account for you. And remember, my darling Ling, as long as you and your sisters are making money for me, I will love you long time.
Bozo
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 11:14 PM |
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username57
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Thanks for the help! Here's my reply...I'll post more later if it gets good...
Dear Ling;
I so look forward to your move here to my trailer, with my parents and 12 kids!
We can always use an extra hand with the cooking, laundry and automotive repairs!
Wow, I feel so lucky to have finally met you! Since we will be working hard to be successful, may I suggest we name our first child Always_Striving? I think it would be most appropriate and be in reference to our long relationship.
Love,
bozo
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 11:17 PM |
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uab_5
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| Sep 27, 2007 @ 11:19 PM |
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blueyes101
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Dear Ling,
I lust after your structure, I long for our tongues to get entwined. I am looking a woman to bear my children, how big are your hips? Is 5 to many? Do you like your hair pulled?
My dog is my best friend, is it ok if I share you with him? We share EVERYTHING !!!!!!! he is not very rough, but he can be a bit messy. I am anxious for your reply, is your family rich ?
Bozo.... 
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 12:56 AM |
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username57
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No reply yet,  but Touch and blue, I'll use your ideas next if my darling mails me back. I think she likes me though because she told her friend wubihong to mail me! Yeah, I'm on a roll! Who says you can't meet anyone on here?
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 2:17 AM |
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ForumMod
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lol, the sweetie who was hitting on me last night (one who apparently never bother to read my profile before spamming  ) hasn't answered me yet (but she finally checked out my profile today, lol)
i'd planned to copy/paste a couple of these great replies. 
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 2:23 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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hehehehe i illll pay double to have the program the mods get on md
ohhhhhh how sweet
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 6:43 AM |
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warrior674
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My dearest Ling,
You forgot your Bling Bling!!!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13REMk1egDQ
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 10:27 AM |
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FunkyMonkey68
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Do you like your hair pulled?
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 10:28 AM |
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Angel178
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You are all really BAD
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 10:46 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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Damn and I thought I had User convinced this time... I thought maybe using the ol "I like your structure" routine would work...I mean sheesh I have tried EVERYTHING else..
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| Sep 29, 2007 @ 10:51 AM |
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spongebob777
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Sounds like you found true love there Bozo.
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