| Oct 5, 2007 @ 9:45 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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This just in.....
Canada protests illegal imigrants
By Horne Dogge
Rueters
10/03/2007
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
The actions of President Bush are prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border, and leave them to fend for themselves.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing reeducation camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s.
"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.
"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?
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| Oct 5, 2007 @ 10:01 PM |
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thegoodideaman
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Nice Blog...
here's one of mine...
OMG...
I get it already,
Liberals suck so hard that the Universe
is in Emanate Danger of Imploding...
(it's a far more pressing Danger than Global Warming)...
but why don't you quit Wining about it,
and do something already...
first, Finish Writing your Manifesto...
then look in the Yellow Pages under Clock Tower...
Either that, or get the hell over it...
I'll be looking for your Smiling Face
every Night at 5 and 11 on NBC...
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 1:55 AM |
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kattsmeow
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 5:31 PM |
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Empath
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If they can't deal with life there, they won't like it any better here. Imagine picking up one's life and moving to another country over losing an election.
*shakes head*
Am I understanding this right?
I've never had an interest in politics, in fact, I abhor it,  but since it powers the gears that run a country, I figure I better gain a better understanding of it, and what better time than an election?
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 7:20 PM |
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Laidback742
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Remember .... understanding how government works ..... and understanding the people that run it .... may be entirely different things.
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 9:16 PM |
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Loreli
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 LB
Chances are, we won't ever understand the people.
But if we understand the positions, there is always recall/impeachment.
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 9:23 PM |
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spongebob777
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Too many people bitching about government when they themselves have allowed it to happen.
In other words, too many people are cattle who vote for the candidate who leads in the polls while ignoring the candidate they really like.
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 10:49 PM |
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Empath
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who vote for the candidate who leads in the polls while ignoring the candidate they really like. And that achieves what exactly? 
...sorry for taking this off topic...
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 10:51 PM |
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Loreli
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It IS unfortunate.
People should watch the debates,the Internet stories,talk to others that have possibly more insight.
I know several people that, in hindsight would not have put current leadership in office.
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| Oct 6, 2007 @ 10:52 PM |
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spongebob777
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And that achieves what exactly?
In this country it gets us two parties that claim to be very different but are really very similar when it comes to long term goals.
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| Oct 8, 2007 @ 11:02 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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Is Canada going to close the border?
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| Oct 8, 2007 @ 11:31 PM |
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grumblebear
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here I was wondering if this was going to be a serious discussion about how dangerous the northern border is....
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 2:02 AM |
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albertafire
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here I was wondering if this was going to be a serious discussion about how dangerous the northern border is....
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 5:08 AM |
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twotall911
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whatcha gonna do when they come for you
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 7:43 AM |
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Empath
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Bad boys!! Open the border, remove the tolls and let 'em in. We're the multicultural metropolis, why would we close out America??
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 8:59 AM |
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twotall911
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because we're bikers
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 9:25 AM |
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candylily
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If only it were true, Touch
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 11:47 AM |
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ToucherinSparks
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Shhhh...
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 11:58 AM |
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wandaful123
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I say let them all in and ship 'em off to Newfoundland... Our boy Danny (Williams) will teach 'em a thing or two!
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| Oct 11, 2007 @ 12:15 PM |
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sensuouswoman
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Is Canada going to close the border?
No no no no..........they can't do that! I still need to go shopping next month in Minneapolis 
By the way.........any handsome men in Minnesota?
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