| Nov 19, 2007 @ 11:14 AM |
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Fender
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Her royal majesty, Queen Fender would you like you to invite you all to the Princess's coronation celebration which will involve Classy being named Princess since she is the hottest and I am the Queen.
...  You may bow now.
It will be held at her house in Alaska near a pipeline that has exploded but it is still safe to go there because her house is floating on an ice floe. I will be be picking you all up on my Royal Carribean Cruise Ship to bring you there. Mod bought me it.  A Queen deserves her own cruise ship, it's...it's... like a necessity, o.k.!
...Please sign up below and make sure to leave your telephone number, address and cell number just in case. My steward will contact you with times and dates.
Aurevoir 
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 11:47 AM |
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Classy_Blonde
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A coronation? 
I'm concerned about my "hotness" melting the ice caps, so I have tucked blue ice packs in my pockets, bra, and under my armpits. My breasts now look rectangular. 
I'm waiting for the ship to arrive. 
I am so excited to think I will be getting a new tiara, your highness. 
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 12:27 PM |
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Loreli
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Do i have to bring a gift?
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 1:14 PM |
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sweet5red
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giggle........ i loves yas both.. Sweet N Louisiana
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 2:37 PM |
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Classy_Blonde
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Loreli,
Could you bring more blue ice, please? 
Love you too. You're sweetness sparkles!
The ship should be arriving shortly. Yippee! 
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 2:39 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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I wanna be the ring barer.
You can choose the ring.
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 6:12 PM |
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Fender
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Well I am having the best jewelry maker in Nigeria make Classy's tiara, it will be wonderful, it's costing a pretty penny but my coffer's are overflowing from the insane taxes and surcharges I make off of the Gold Members of MD 
...Nigerian tiara's are supposed to be the most beautiful in the world, funny thing is though no one has ever seen one.  Oh well I'm sure this one will be great and it was only a quarter of a million dollars because that is all the designer needed for the tin and cubic zirconia's. Evidently he is only using the best materials.
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 6:49 PM |
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Laidback742
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Your own cruise ship, huh? So, do you have a private space shuttle for when you head to, like, the neighbors house?
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 8:13 PM |
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Fender
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 Nobody's supposed to know about that, it was a gift from NASA on my 19 birthday
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 8:28 PM |
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carpediem48
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I'll drive the 5 hours west to Vancouver...............................don't forget to stop there
Don't be long..............................but if you are
can I be 'your lady in waiting'  ?????
Are you bringing any princes or knights in shining armor........................Doesn't matter if their armor is rusty
I'll bring my
rust remover and metal polish.
Oooooops sorry I forgot to that's for Queen Fen
Sorry Princess Classy.........................you only get one........ .....................
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 9:16 PM |
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Fender
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Carpe you would be a most excellent lady in waiting.
...As long as I am the ruler of MDland you will be Lady in Waiting # 1.  Known as CarpeD!
That is great that you are able to come, see you there
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 10:44 PM |
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carpediem48
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Awwww......... ............thanks Queen Fen.... ...............
Do I have to wait on Princess Classy when you don't need me????
or....... .............if she gets her own 'Lady' will she be 'my' underling since
I'm the # 1 'Lady' of the # 1 Queen
BTW,,,before I sign anything,,,,do you have a job description for me???
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| Nov 19, 2007 @ 11:45 PM |
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Palomino
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I wanna go!!! Can the cruise ship start out in California? 
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 7:54 AM |
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Fender
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I'll pick you up Pal on my way...I hope you will serve your Queen on the long cruise, she needs many outfits and hairstyle changes, at least 5 a day!!!! I'll need help.
...Job description for Lady In Waiting #1, well serve me, tell me how great I am, and make sure none of my food is poisoned, and save all the hunky men for me...that sounds about right
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 9:09 AM |
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Kenn159
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I think I saw an asbestos Queen's dress on ebay, it may help to reduce her hotness factor during the ceremony from creating a ecological disaster in the region.
As far as the Nigerian Tiara goes, I saw a photo shop version of one once, and we both no that everything done if Photoshop looks is exactly like real life.
I can personally vouch for the quality of this jewelry. 
Oopps Freudiian slip, I meant .
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 5:35 PM |
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Fender
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Ken! That was too funny.
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 5:43 PM |
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carpediem48
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"Save ALL the hunky men for you????
You best get a whole slew of 'ladies in waiting' so we can keep the 'candidates' occupied while they are waiting their turn.
I will be the 'overseer' and make sure ther's no hanky panky 
Let's see  we could conduct etiquette classes for them or...........
dance lessons............
OMGosh and golly......what do we do if they get seasick 
That reminds me...  ......what kind of food's going to be on this cruise?
Edited to add......  ........Oooops sorry almost forgot
[Edited on 11/20/2007 5:52 PM]
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 6:03 PM |
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Palomino
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Five outfits and hairstyles a day?! I can barely think of ONE outfit a day!!
Oops....I will surely do my best, m'lady.
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| Nov 20, 2007 @ 6:27 PM |
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carpediem48
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Pal~~~check your 'filtered' mail
Re Princess Classy's Coronation........if she doesn't show up.............who is 'third' in line
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