| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:38 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Well, first off, let me wish everyone here a very Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm a little worried, though, about whether a turkey will be a part of my day or not - unless, of course, I count myself. My bird has been cooking FOREVER, and at this point, I have serious doubts as to whether it will be ready in time for dinner later on this afternoon.
I read and followed label directions, but I'm convinced at this point that I bought...
.....a dyslexic turkey!!!!!!!!
It doesn't appear to want to get done, and I did just like the instructions said....
It's been cooking at 6 degrees for 350 hours now, and it simply
WILL NOT GET DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:42 AM |
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hotdognchilli
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Must have mistaken it for your ex............she was 6 degrees right J?
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:44 AM |
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KAOS2007
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By my calculations, it should be done sometime on Sunday. 
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:48 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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6 degrees would have been extremely WARM for my ex!!!
But then, I always thought that SHE was the turkey! 
KAOS - at least I can look at this in a positive light. On Sunday, most people will be eating leftovers. Mine will be fresh and hot! (The turkey will be, too! )
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:49 AM |
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KAOS2007
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Well there ya go... positive thinking.. a'int it grand?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Does it look like Sadians turkey? [see happy t/giving thread] If so, that's HOT.
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:53 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Not quite....I looked all over for a pair of shoes for my turkey that were made backward, but all I could find were the normal ones. I'm gonna have to get an earlier start on that next year!
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 3:57 AM |
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KAOS2007
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LOL...
How bout some nice lace up THIGH highs? 
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:07 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Thanks for the offer, but no thank you, not right now.
Right now, I've got to concentrate on getting my turkey done.
I'll keep you aBREAST of things......
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:11 AM |
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KAOS2007
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I guess you'll just hafta WING it. 
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:12 AM |
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hotdognchilli
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How bout some nice lace up THIGH highs? 
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..i have no turkey to concern me...but these "thigh highs" on such a hot gal could feed a slim dude like me wayyyy pass Sunday.
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:23 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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I guess you'll just hafta WING it. That would definitely fill the BILL.....IF I can ever get any sleep!
The kid next door won't put his DRUMSTICKS away tonight!!!!
but these "thigh highs" on such a hot gal could feed a slim dude like me Sounds like you're thinking strictly about the STUFFING tonight!
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:25 AM |
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KAOS2007
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Stick your NECK outside the window and holler at him to shut-up or you'll come over and STUFF him.
HDC.. perv.
ps. Jester.. it's done when it looks like this..
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:34 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Not sure I should stick a fork in that................
Is it done when it LOOKS like that....or when it sits up straight like that in the roasting pan?
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 4:59 AM |
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warrior674
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Maybe you should have talked more clearly and more slowly while reading
the instructions to the turkey. Auditory processing disorder is common among dead turkeys.
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 5:03 AM |
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pamdemonium
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Maybe you should unite the legs. Untie. Unite. The legs.... 
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 5:07 AM |
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warrior674
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Yes, itune the legs Jester!
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 1:05 PM |
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Loreli
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I'd make a comment, but i don't want my neck on the chopping block...
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 1:08 PM |
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robodad
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I read and followed label directions, but I'm convinced at this point that I bought...
.....a dyslexic turkey!!!!!!!! I bet it "blogged" instead of gobbled 
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 1:18 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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I bet it "blogged" instead of gobbled
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| Nov 22, 2007 @ 1:29 PM |
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Palomino
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Good one, Robo!
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