| Nov 29, 2007 @ 9:16 PM |
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twotall911
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It's not an act, I really don't care.
Diet sodapop tastes worse, and Yes, I can tell the difference.
Chicken wings or vegetarian lasagna... Guess which I'll pick every time.
Yes I know what foreplay is. But when you tell me not to mess up your hair, not to tickle you, and ask if I heard the phone ring, there's not much left is there.
While I can tell you who Red 'the Galloping Ghost' Grange was, and in great detail too, I have no idea who what's-his-name on that sit-com you like so much is.
I will not wear a bracelet unless it has paramedic information on it. Period.
You go to the Arts and Crafts Show. I'll go to the Hunting and Fishing Expo. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me.
Do I think you need to get your hair cut short? Is it longer than Crystal Gayle's? And you are never getting a perm either. See This Photo for reference Ms. Gayle's hair.
Laying wet vegetables on the newspaper before I read it is a Felony.
So is using my razor on your legs.
I know, I never wore that pink shirt your mother bought me. And if she buys me a pink tie, I won't wear it either.
No I didn't hear what you said while Tiger was putting for the Masters Championship. Repeating it while Team Green is about to finish 1 - 2 at the Long Beach Grand Prix won't help.
I probably forgot your birthday, Mother's Day, Sweetheart Day, Port Fogworth Incorporation Day, my birthday, Columbus Day, Valentines Day, the cat's birthday, and our anniversary, what makes you think I'll remember what TODAY is?
I ordered it off the web site, paid good cash money for it, had it gift wrapped, and had it overnight mailed to you, of course I meant it.
Yes it is a cute little car. But I still want something that looks like an Army Truck.
We still had our clothes on, so it wasn't serious flirting.
Don't ask me if I think 'she' is prettier than you. If you have to ask, 'she' is.
Do I think those few extra pounds look good on you? If I say yes, you'll gain a few more, and a few more… if I say no, you'll be mad for a week. Talk about a no win situation.
Quit faking it in bed. If you want it a different way. Say So! And it won't hurt my feelings if you initiate it once in awhile.
I thought 'Rambo 3' was romantic, why would I want to watch 'The Princess Bride'?
I promise not to laugh the next time you tell me the cat got ran over by a street sweeper.
JW
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| Nov 29, 2007 @ 9:51 PM |
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warrior674
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We still had our clothes on, so it wasn't serious flirting.
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| Nov 29, 2007 @ 10:38 PM |
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madamegeek
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Twenty-one ( or is it twenty-two?) reasons you had better embrace your solitariness.
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| Nov 29, 2007 @ 10:46 PM |
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drs297
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TT,
Thank you so much for that.. Damn best medicine I can have
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| Nov 29, 2007 @ 10:50 PM |
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katydid438
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I hear ya TT...but women want to say a few things too  Life is such a tug of war sometimes 
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 12:51 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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Lord I musta been a guy in another life..  I can relate to damn near all of those but from the guys side 
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 1:57 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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My boyfriend doesn't say even half this stuff.
And I still don't get what is wrong with short and curly hair
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 8:53 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Yep, so true MG...although he has a point with this one...
Quit faking it in bed. If you want it a different way. Say So! And it won't hurt my feelings if you initiate it once in awhile.
But missing the Princess Bride would be a mistake, it's hilarious. And I actually know one guy who rates it as his favorite movie.
[Edited on 11/30/2007 8:58 AM]
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 8:56 AM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Gosh darned double posts...wish this puter'd get over its hiccups. 
Re what I'd like to say to my guy...nope, never mind. I'll just tell him.
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 9:01 AM |
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iglooo101
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Peace, that is all.
Is life is beautiufl, yes
Live everyday as if it is the last one, yes
Everything can be resolved in a peaceful manners,yes
Do I love life, yes
Do you?
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 9:05 AM |
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burnslikethesun
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this belongs as a blog twotall my firend
FUNNNNY
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 4:06 PM |
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capitalview
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It's more like it belongs in the profile ....preferably on some gay page, since if honestly declared it guarantees to keep women away and is obviously posted to gain males' sympathy
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| Nov 30, 2007 @ 4:08 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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It's more like it belongs in the profile ....preferably on some gay page, since if honestly declared it guarantees to keep women away and is obviously posted to gain males' sympathy
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 2:31 AM |
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MsLani
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Hey, I thought it was funny.
Although I am known to have a warped sense of humor. 
Some of that stuff makes total sense to me.
I figure I'll respect men's list if they respect mine.
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 2:41 AM |
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katydid438
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Well said Lani
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 2:59 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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It's not an act, I really don't care.at least hes honest
Diet sodapop tastes worse, and Yes, I can tell the difference.thank you!!
Chicken wings or vegetarian lasagna... Guess which I'll pick every time. wings here too
Yes I know what foreplay is. But when you tell me not to mess up your hair, not to tickle you, and ask if I heard the phone ring, there's not much left is there.them be called excuses NOT to have sex
While I can tell you who Red 'the Galloping Ghost' Grange was, and in great detail too, I have no idea who what's-his-name on that sit-com you like so much is.different strokes.. I would not expect a man to know about something he has no interest in .. .
I will not wear a bracelet unless it has paramedic information on it. Period.
You go to the Arts and Crafts Show. I'll go to the Hunting and Fishing Expo. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me.hey wait I wanna go to both
Do I think you need to get your hair cut short? Is it longer than Crystal Gayle's? And you are never getting a perm either. See This Photo for reference Ms. Gayle's hair.never a question I would ask anyways
Laying wet vegetables on the newspaper before I read it is a Felony.especially my comic section dammit!!
So is using my razor on your legs.got my own razor
I know, I never wore that pink shirt your mother bought me. And if she buys me a pink tie, I won't wear it either.good!!
No I didn't hear what you said while Tiger was putting for the Masters Championship. Repeating it while Team Green is about to finish 1 - 2 at the Long Beach Grand Prix won't help.hell I know better .. its rude to interrupt anyones shows
I probably forgot your birthday, Mother's Day, Sweetheart Day, Port Fogworth Incorporation Day, my birthday, Columbus Day, Valentines Day, the cat's birthday, and our anniversary, what makes you think I'll remember what TODAY is?Id prolly forget half that stuff too
I ordered it off the web site, paid good cash money for it, had it gift wrapped, and had it overnight mailed to you, of course I meant it. 
Yes it is a cute little car. But I still want something that looks like an Army Truck.me too!!!
We still had our clothes on, so it wasn't serious flirting. 
Don't ask me if I think 'she' is prettier than you. If you have to ask, 'she' is.stupid question unless ya LIKE being lied to or hurt
Do I think those few extra pounds look good on you? If I say yes, you'll gain a few more, and a few more… if I say no, you'll be mad for a week. Talk about a no win situation.nother stupid question
Quit faking it in bed. If you want it a different way. Say So! And it won't hurt my feelings if you initiate it once in awhile.never fake it i'll let ya know wtf I want
I thought 'Rambo 3' was romantic, why would I want to watch 'The Princess Bride'?
I promise not to laugh the next time you tell me the cat got ran over by a street sweeper.  sorry just the visual got me laughin not meant to be mean to kittys.. but come on the big brush going roudn and round with the cat going MMEEOooow mmeOOOW on every turn ..NM ya have to be in mah head to understand
oh btw ladies the OP posted a JOKE sheesh dont be so grumpy 
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 12:00 PM |
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Kenn159
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I want a women that I can run my hands through her hair and she won't care if I mess it up.
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| Dec 1, 2007 @ 4:17 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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I think mussed up hair is sexy ( i mean it means you had fun usually and shows that a person is not so vain in their appearance ) .. jess saying not applying for the position
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| Dec 11, 2007 @ 3:02 AM |
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SpiritOrnery
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Um, isn't hair supposed to be messed up when you have sex?  I always heard women has that just fkd mussed look with their hair is incredibly sexy.
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| Dec 11, 2007 @ 3:58 AM |
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beckyiv42000
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it also means they did something more than just lay there too
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