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Dec 19, 2007 @ 10:41 AM For you country music lovers    
twotall911


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Top Ten Country Redneck Songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long
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Dec 19, 2007 @ 10:52 AM For you country music lovers    
beckyiv42000


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Dec 19, 2007 @ 10:53 AM For you country music lovers    
kattsmeow


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Dec 19, 2007 @ 11:00 AM For you country music lovers    
graywolf


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great TT, I needed that laugh,
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Dec 19, 2007 @ 11:16 AM For you country music lovers    
twotall911


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Dec 19, 2007 @ 1:48 PM For you country music lovers    
ncnative4sure


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To funny...Thanks for the laugh "TT"
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Dec 19, 2007 @ 2:16 PM For you country music lovers    
twotall911


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Dec 19, 2007 @ 4:59 PM For you country music lovers    
sweet5red


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thats OK TT i loves yas any way..

My top 10 fav country singers male
Merle haggard
George Strait
Toby keith
Trace Adkins
Rodney atkins
Brad paisley
Ronnie Mcdowell
Tracy Lawrence
allan jackson
Joe Nichols
Keith urban
( ok so there are more than 10 here..) damn it why choose

ladies
dolly parton
Loretta Lynn
Jodee messina
Gretchen wilson
martina mcbride
Taylor swift
emmy Lou harris
patty loveless
tammy wynette
faith Hill

FACE IT I LOVE MY MUSIC...sweet N Louisiana
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Dec 19, 2007 @ 5:02 PM For you country music lovers    
ColdinWisconsin


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I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

THAT is a classic!
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Dec 19, 2007 @ 5:12 PM For you country music lovers    
sweet5red


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thats ok yall have fun......... after TT has a few drinks i will put this merle haggard song on to play.





Artist: Merle Haggard
Song: Let's Chase Each Other Around the Room

Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight
Let's play the games we played on our wedding night
To lock and bolt the door is only right
Let's chase each other 'round the room tonight

Seems like lately people love to play with fire
The other games they play are just as bad
I'd rather stay at home and feel your burning lips
And play the kind of games that make me glad

Let's don't chase around and make each other weary
Let's keep all our love at home and out of sight
Let's leave everything like jealousy behind us
And let's chase each other 'round the room tonight
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Dec 19, 2007 @ 11:54 PM For you country music lovers    
grumblebear


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The greatest Country Western Song ever written....the video

- You Never Even Call Me By My Name -
written by: Steve Goodman
performed by: David Allen Coe


It was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charlie Pride.
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
Even though your on my fightin' side.


CHORUS:
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
I've seen it on signs where I've Played But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.


CHORUS:

Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn't said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent
it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written
the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it
on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.


CHORUS:

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name.
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