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Valentines Day Torment?
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grumblebear
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Christmas has the curse of Scrooge from, "A Christmas Carol"
"Scrooge: If I had my way, every fool who went round with a 'Merry Christmas' on their lips would be cooked with his own turkey and a sprig of holly through his heart."
what creative curses can we come up with for Saint Valentines day? 
"May the machine gunners from Chicago reenact the Massacre on you the next time you think of this Holiday..."
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 6:59 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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May you drown in a sea of chocolate? 
Guess that wouldn't be a curse to some, huh? 
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:00 PM |
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KAOS2007
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May the thorns of a thousand valentines day roses become lodged in your butt..
How's that?
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:15 PM |
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MotownManiax
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"May you find out on Valentine's Day your lover had a sex change."
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:16 PM |
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luvmycats
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May the thorns of a thousand valentines day roses become lodged in your butt..
Uhhh.... KAOS????  Are you speaking from experience?
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:18 PM |
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KAOS2007
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No, luvvy, never had anything lodged in my butt. 
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:18 PM |
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BeachCrete
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"May you find the woman of your dreams..and marry her" 
I know that was CRUEL ...but I just couldn't resist 
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:20 PM |
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luvmycats
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No, luvvy, never had anything lodged in my butt.
Well, thats a GOOD THING!
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:23 PM |
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KAOS2007
Posts: 8,201
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 I'm thinking so. 
BEACH?
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:25 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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No, luvvy, never had anything lodged in my butt. What about that one night that you got REALLY wasted, and..............oh wait,
maybe I'd better not continue in a pubic thread like this..................................  
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:27 PM |
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KAOS2007
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Hey  You promised you wouldn't tell 
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:28 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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I know, I KNOW! I caught myself just in the nick of time! Whew!!!!!!!
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:30 PM |
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ToucherinSparks
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May you get gangrene from Cupid's arrow in your butt.
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:31 PM |
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KAOS2007
Posts: 8,201
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Jester, ya idji.....errrrr....
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:33 PM |
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luvmycats
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:42 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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I think the Valentine's candies should come with "Surgeon General's Warnings" much like tobacco products do. You know, labels that say things like:
Yes, dear, you WILL look fat in that dress.....
Warning: Contents will head straight for your butt.....
You'd kill him in you had any idea what he spent for 8 ounces of chocolate. You could have had that new purse instead!!!!
It's okay to give him "that look" now, if this is the SAME thing he bought you last year.
He bought me at WalMart, which means - yes, he almost forgot!
Could be VERY interesting......but I'm not so sure about funny.....
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:45 PM |
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painter007
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Not even having a sweetie for valentines.........now that sucks the big watermellon
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:47 PM |
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1stsignofspring
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May a thousand hearts painted with red paint cover the top of your new Mercedes SL convertable top.... 
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 7:55 PM |
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LadyTimeLord
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It is a curse to me! Has been for years....
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| Jan 13, 2008 @ 8:24 PM |
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signme
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My usual torment, alone again for Valentine's Day. 
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