| Mar 18 @ 4:06 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Yeah...It's a re-run, but some wanker got the last one locked down.
So...I'll start us off....
We had an open book social studies test today.
First question....What started the civil war?
(My top three favorite answers)
1. The fireworks
2. Joe d'Vark (say it fast 3 times....Joan of Ark)
3. The cow that knocked over the lantern.
Honest to GOD, these were real answers. 
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| Mar 18 @ 4:12 PM |
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luvmycats
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OMG, its got to be a hoot to be a teacher!
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| Mar 18 @ 4:17 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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It's a freaking riot. I had to hold my peeper all the way to the bathroom. 
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| Mar 18 @ 4:18 PM |
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pamdemonium
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You squeezed it? 
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| Mar 18 @ 4:20 PM |
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BeachCrete
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I had to hold my peeper .....  ....Tom?  ........... 
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| Mar 18 @ 4:21 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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There is a differance between holding and sqeezing Pam. Sheesh.
For example. If a man asked me to hold his package....Sqeezing said package would get completely different results than just holding it would. 
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| Mar 18 @ 4:27 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Did ya ever notice...a woman reaches her 40's...and every physical event must be announced?
I have to go tinkle.
I don't think I can wait.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm having a hot flash.
I can't go.
Interchange with...I can't stop going.
It's a Wonderful Life
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| Mar 18 @ 5:44 PM |
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katydid438
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Sometimes I start to pee as soon as I see the toilet  
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| Mar 18 @ 5:46 PM |
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Loreli
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leave the light off, Katy!
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| Mar 18 @ 6:11 PM |
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Luckygem
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UUMM, I really dread the day when I have to wear "DEPENDS" that will be a day that I will never forget............ 
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| Mar 18 @ 6:35 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Sometimes I start to pee as soon as I see the toilet
Do you hear a faucet running somewhere?
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| Mar 18 @ 6:44 PM |
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Luckygem
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Do you hear a faucet running somewhere
That is the worst sound when your bladder loses control...........
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| Mar 18 @ 6:54 PM |
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graywolf
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the original thead was locked but then a new with "cont'd" was started and is in fact just a few threads below this one.
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| Mar 18 @ 7:34 PM |
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ColdinWisconsin
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Whoops!!!
Move along people.....nothing to see here....
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| Mar 18 @ 7:39 PM |
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burnslikethesun
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Post the side view shot, and Ill prove you wrong.
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| Mar 18 @ 8:05 PM |
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misschoos
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oops sorry wrong one 
[Edited on 3/18/2008 8:06 PM]
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| Mar 18 @ 8:06 PM |
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SunBabe
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Yep, I laughed...
"My its true you really are an ignorant,self rightous,no nothing"
OK, so I get a kick out of those who've never bothered to look in the mirror. 
 I "no nothing"
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| Mar 18 @ 11:46 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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Tis really funny when those who can't spell (typos excepted) bash on ANYONE by calling them" ignorant and no nothings "
PSSST whoever wrote that line quoted up there ^^ its "KNOW NOTHING" and "RIGHTEOUS" ... jess being helpful 
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| Mar 19 @ 3:09 PM |
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