| Mar 21 @ 3:17 PM |
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j_goose
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Well, there's..
The SBD (silent but deadly)
Milky
Eggy
The Reverb (echoes like the Grand Canyon)
The Belcher (Deep and long--like it's trying to say the alphabet)
The Chunker (fart usually accompanied by a pebble or two)
Minty aka the Mentholator (come on, you've all had those)
The Trumpet (high pitched and vibrating)
The Flappy (real loose sounding)
The Stalker (seems to follow you wherever you go)
I'm sure I missed a few, so feel free to add to the list.
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| Mar 21 @ 3:27 PM |
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signme
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww this thread is gonna be a real gas!
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| Mar 21 @ 3:42 PM |
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j_goose
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just realized I postd in the wrong category....oops
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| Mar 21 @ 3:55 PM |
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sensuouswoman
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...yes.....you could have posted in the sex thread.......... 
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| Mar 21 @ 4:02 PM |
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j_goose
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cut me a little slack, I'm new.... 
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| Mar 21 @ 4:13 PM |
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sensuouswoman
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....damnnnn...........jes' toying with ya!!! 
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| Mar 21 @ 4:15 PM |
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j_goose
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gotta love he rolly guy....makes ya laugh just looking at him...
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| Mar 21 @ 5:07 PM |
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Luckygem
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 YUCK.....................
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| Mar 21 @ 5:21 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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I'm thinkin you have way to much time on your hands dude
Btw.. my personal favorite is the "fluffy poot".. left by ladies 
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| Mar 21 @ 5:22 PM |
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luvmycats
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OMG! Wheres LJ!!! Didn't he have a thread something like this once?
Hey fella, why aren't you signed up for the camping trip? You could then demonstrate those farts... We are having chili AND baked beans yanno. Just sayin'
Of course I will be sitting UP wind... 
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| Mar 21 @ 5:43 PM |
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Snappygoddess
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Upwind or downwind....doesn't matter...some farts just follow ya anywhere
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| Mar 21 @ 7:22 PM |
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Brass_Wolf
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Perhaps the most revered would be the "Elderly Entitlement" whereby people in thier golden age may, without shame, lay one down at any time. . . Kid's birthday parties, weddings, church. etc. Noone laughs, makes disgusting face. . . nothing. With age comes respect.
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| Mar 21 @ 7:48 PM |
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Loreli
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I agree with Lucky......YUCK 
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| Mar 21 @ 7:54 PM |
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chris549547
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what about brain farts...what do they smell like
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| Mar 21 @ 7:59 PM |
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Luckygem
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 I dont know but I think I have those alot...... 
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| Mar 21 @ 8:36 PM |
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BeachCrete
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just like fingerprints, no two are the same
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| Mar 21 @ 9:26 PM |
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signme
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Wonderin how old ya need to be for the Elderly Entitlement???
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| Mar 21 @ 9:31 PM |
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Luckygem
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Maybe 80-90............. 
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| Mar 21 @ 9:33 PM |
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signme
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Dang Lucky I was hopin for a bit younger! LOL 
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| Mar 21 @ 9:38 PM |
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Luckygem
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Well I am not going to say 50 since I will be that in 2 years............so 60-70......
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