| Mar 28, 2008 @ 4:29 PM |
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tahoma
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This might belong in Jokes & Humor... but I thought I'd post it here for more exposure:
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to c onfess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 4:41 PM |
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undertaker768
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very true and he is a smart man
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 5:33 PM |
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Luckygem
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it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
How true is this statement............ 
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 5:48 PM |
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kattsmeow
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one 
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 6:00 PM |
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Patrik707
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Women are like wine - The more you get the more  you become?
Or what was it?
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 6:09 PM |
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capobeachguy
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Andy Rooney would be even smarter if he had actually said all of that. 
Perhaps you should take a peek at this first. 
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 6:28 PM |
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Loreli
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Thanks, Tahoma!
Cute story...
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 8:36 PM |
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Always_Striving
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Rooney.....what a pooh butt 
He must have lost all his testosterone to build a show about downgrading men.
That odd guy is a whiney dude anyway........ that's all he has ever done on his segment whine, whine, whine.
Shows like his and others that also promote the demasculinization of men are the reason that I chose to stop watching television years ago. It's about time for those old farts to die out anyway.
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| Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:16 PM |
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painter007
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I love men period.....I enjoy their humor, their intellegence and their gentle strength. I will always appreciate a man for who he is and what we can both add to each other
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 3:32 AM |
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grumblebear
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I heard a simpler version...
Advantages of women over 40
1) they don't swell...
2) they rarely yell...
3) and they're grateful as hell...
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 6:43 AM |
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Gman762
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Maybe you heard it HERE?
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 9:23 AM |
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capobeachguy
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Maybe you should have heard it here!
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 11:55 AM |
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ISSUESWOPTIONS
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 5:15 PM |
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signme
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Ok but women over 50 are even better! 
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 5:23 PM |
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Patrik707
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90+ 
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| Mar 29, 2008 @ 5:25 PM |
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signme
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| Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:38 AM |
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grumblebear
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honest, I didn't intentionally steal anyone's quote... it was an old saying I had heard in the past
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| Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:48 AM |
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Earl47
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Uh?? This is confusing or haven't you guys been around? I thought women 40 and over weren't noticed by us any longer.
Earl
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| Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:56 AM |
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redhairNfreckles
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Rooney..... I do wish he'd trim those overgrown eyebrows... 
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| Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:24 PM |
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vicryder
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Most women over 40 are younger than me.
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