| Apr 11, 2008 @ 2:19 PM |
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raykl
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BEFORE MARRIAGE
Dick: Ah, at last. I can hardly wait
Jane: Do you want me to leave?
Dick: No! Don't even think about it!
Jane: Do you love me?
Dick: Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
Dick: No! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
Dick: Every chance I get.
Jane: Will you make me do things I do not want to?
Dick: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane: Can I trust you?
Dick: Yes.
Jane: Darling.
AFTER MARRIAGE
Read from the bottom back to the top.
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| Apr 11, 2008 @ 2:47 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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is it ok if i think this is dumb and pessimistic?
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| Apr 11, 2008 @ 3:04 PM |
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raykl
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Sure. I meant to place this in jokes, but, my mistake.
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| Apr 11, 2008 @ 3:13 PM |
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kattsmeow
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| Apr 11, 2008 @ 9:28 PM |
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daisy315
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| Apr 12, 2008 @ 12:30 AM |
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grumblebear
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actually it couldn't be closer to the truth
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| Apr 12, 2008 @ 12:43 AM |
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pamdemonium
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clever....or did I mean cleaver? 
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| Apr 12, 2008 @ 1:16 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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 That is the FUNNIEST thing I've read in forever!!!!!
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| Apr 12, 2008 @ 1:29 AM |
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sweet5red
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thats ok no one is changin my mind or raymonds......   Sweet N Louisiana
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| Apr 13, 2008 @ 4:50 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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That is the FUNNIEST thing I've read in forever!!!!!
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| Apr 13, 2008 @ 10:08 AM |
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sweet5red
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That is the FUNNIEST thing I've read in forever!!!!! what the fact that i am getting married?? sweet N Louisiana
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| Apr 13, 2008 @ 2:49 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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| Apr 13, 2008 @ 3:01 PM |
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Luckygem
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Well I liked it and thought it was funny............. just change the names around, it works both ways. 
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| Apr 13, 2008 @ 5:00 PM |
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JesterDrawers
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I'm glad I wasn't alone in seeing the humor in that....... 
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| Apr 13, 2008 @ 11:09 PM |
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sweet5red
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whatever..  
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| Apr 28, 2008 @ 11:24 AM |
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Makya
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Funny.
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