| Apr 16, 2008 @ 12:20 AM |
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j_goose
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Dear Nicole Kidman,
I recently watched "The Golden Compass," and though I found it to be a decently produced movie, I was disappointed that at no time did you take off your shirt. You should not be ashamed of you body just because you're a few years older than you were when you made "Eyes Wide Shut."
I'm sorry, but I must ask for my money back from the rental of "The Golden Compass"
Also, please stop calling the police every time I show up at your house. I've seen the mat in front of your door, and it CLEARLY reads "Welcome."
Looking through your trash,
Goose
P.s. If you happen to pass by Ashley Judd, please tell her I'm a bit offended by the restraining order she has recently filed against me. All I did was send her a lock of my hair and a picture of me in a diaper.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 12:32 AM |
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j_goose
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Dear Mr. Barack Obama,
My name is Timmy and I am in the third grade. You seem like a nice man. I was wondering, are you related to that little guy "Webster?" Emmanuel Lewis is his name I think. You look like his older brother or maybe a cousin.
Anyway, please tell Webster that I'm sorry work has been so slow for him. Enclosed is the contents of my piggy bank. ($4.67) Please give him this money next time you see him, I'm sure he can use it.
Thanks,
Timmy Jacobs
Ms. Candybottom's Third Grade Class
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 11:07 AM |
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SaintBacon
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Dear President Bush,
WTF?!!!! 
Your friend,
St. Bacon
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 11:26 AM |
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lj450
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Dear President Kennedy,
Maybe you should just skip the parade.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 4:28 PM |
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1stsignofspring
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Dear Ted Bundy,
What were you thinking?? I mean really? You could have applied for food stamps?
Respectfully,
Spring
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 4:33 PM |
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kissmya55
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Dear President Bush,
WTF?!!!!
Your friend,
St. Bacon
Dear President Kennedy,
Maybe you should just skip the parade.
Dear Marc Broussard,
How can you be so damn yummy all at once? I would let the gators in the bayou eat me for just one smile. Of course I just lurv a man with meat on his bones. (The things I could do with you!) Please tell me that you are over 21 so that I can stop feeling guilty when I "take you home' in my mind. 
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Dear Brittney,
Barrettes. Use them. We all have bad hair days.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 4:51 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
Posts: 10,950
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DEER JON CEENA-
STFU N GTFO. U CNT WRESTEL U STOOPID SONOFABITCH. ZOMG I HAV NEVR SEENZ A WRESTLR AS BAD AS U. PLEEZ GO AWAII. UR GIMMIK IS SHITTI N EVERYFIN ABOUT U IS STOOPID. NO ONE LIKEZ U EXCEPT LITTL KIDZ N CHICKZ SO DAT MEANZ DAT U R STOOPID.
KTHXBAI
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 5:08 PM |
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ladros
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Dear Me
That was quite incredible you really took it to another level lastnight. Your well on your way to being quite the famous person, well done!!
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 8:39 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Hollywood Movie Makers,
What's the deal with all the remakes? I'd think you'd be able to come up with something origional for us to watch.
Here's an idea. Why not produce a film about a guy that meets a girl and he messes up and loses her. Then later in the movie, they could meet again and patch up the relationship and have a happy ending?
Or maybe a movie about a hitchhiker that kills people?
I have alot of origional ideas. Just call, and I'll share them with you.
Thanks,
Goose
P.S. Please tell Ashley Judd that I'm still waiting for the toe nail clippings and vial of her blood I requested.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 8:58 PM |
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loisday
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Dear Ken Wahl,
Why did you marry those Barbie twins anyway................ 
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 8:59 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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Dear Michelle McDrool,
Get away from my man. I have his symbol tattooed on me and you'd never show that kind of devotion. KTHX.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 9:13 PM |
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BeachCrete
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Dear.....ahem...I mean Michael Jackson,
Why don't ever visit K-Mart when they are having a "Blue-Light Special"? It's my understanding that they have lil' boys pants "half-off"! I'm sure that you could afford to buy all of them if needed. 
P.S. I heard thru the grapevine that you were at the beach not too long ago and a lady that was sunning asked you to get out of her son...Is that true?  
[Edited on 4/16/2008 9:21 PM]
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 9:40 PM |
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CrawDawg
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Royce gracie,
im glad i got to take a picture with you and shake your hand, but I want to grapple with you man. Just to say i did.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 9:45 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Pablo Picasso,
Is that a breast, a vagina, or a Volkswagon Beetle? I've turned that painting left, right, upsidedown, I can't figure it out.
Please clarify.
Yours in abstract art,
Goose
P.S. please send my regards to Jackson Pollack. I like how he makes paint look like puke on paper.
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 9:58 PM |
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ladros
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Dear Glen Plake
The line --> 'Damit Jim I'm a skier not a spaceman' was an absolute classic. 
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 10:04 PM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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Dear Hulk Hogan,
Clean up your act. You are a failure at being human. God forbid we get you running wild.
Love,
A Hulkamaniac,
Renae
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| Apr 16, 2008 @ 10:46 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear US Secratary of Education,
Can we please reevaluate our language classes?
It's "ask" not "ax".
It's "supposedly" not "supposiBly"
And "Irregardless" isn't even a word.
Oh, and someone needs to clarify that the phrase is "for all INTENTS and Purposes" not "for all intensive purposes"
Yours in readin' ritin' and 'rithmatic,
Goose
P.S. Please tell Connie NOT to try to be the Vice President in the upcoming election. I think we have enough dullards in office right now
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| Apr 17, 2008 @ 8:36 AM |
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SaintBacon
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Dear Jimmy Dean,
Please leave my relatives the hell alone! Do something with chicken, for kryst sake!
Yours, outside of the frying pan,
St. B
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| Apr 17, 2008 @ 10:51 AM |
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1stsignofspring
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I must make a letter retraction...due to serious confusion I wrote my letter to the wrong person...
Springs Blooper 
It should read:
Dear Jeffrey Dohmner,
What were you thinking?? I mean really? You could have applied for food stamps?
Respectfully,
Spring
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| Apr 17, 2008 @ 1:24 PM |
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j_goose
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Yeah, I was wondering about that, spring.
Dear Ashley Judd,
I have decided that this will be my last corrispondance with you, as you seem to never write me back.
After repeated calls to your house, multiple letters professing my love, and gifts I sent without so much as a thank you, I have decided that you really don't love me anymore, so I'm sorry if this hurts you, but I am moving on.
I'll be by later to retrieve my web cams hidden around your house.
Your stalker friend,
Goose.
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Dear Christina Aguilara,
As you may know, I am recently out of a relationship with Ashley Judd, and I was wondering if you would consider leaving your man for me. I have a good job and can help support your child between albums.
But before we can get together, I have a simple request. Could you go back to being trashy? You were WAY hotter back then!
Oh, one more thing, please don't ever sing "lady marmalade" in my presence, I'd have to leave you if you did.
Stealing your panties when you're not home,
Goose
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