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Tomzzz226
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Hi, I'm new here. I've seen other posts from married people, so I hope it's OK. I have a subject that probably hasn't been seen here before but I hope to get some input on it.
I'm 53, my wife is 45. I do carry a few extra pounds but have a good sense of humor about it. My wife is involved with a group of about fifteen older ladies, mostly 60+. Some are widowed but some also have husbands. They gather to discuss gardening, crafts and whatever it is that older ladies talkabout. My wife and the daughter of one of the ladies help with planning events, transportation, etc. One of the members is approaching her 70th b-day and was asked what type of party she wanted. She said in sort of a joking way she wanted a 70's theme (for her 70th) complete with some "good-looking streakers". They all agreed that it sounded good and established that nobody would be offended if it happened. They talked about hiring some young fit guys, maybe from a club with male strippers. My wife and her helper told them they would make the arrangements. I have learned that they want to pull a prank on the group and have some older, not-too-fit streakers. They have already recruited two men, one of which is the husband of the b-day girl, but she is anaware of his plans. He is definitely in possession of a few extra pounds, himself. The other man is someone I don't know, but both of these men are reportedly more than willing to help out. My wife has asked me to join them. Although all of us are healthy, she wants me to pass through using a walking cane, the b-day girl's hubby on a walker and the third guy in a wheelchair, all of us naked except for a party hat on our heads. She also wants us to carry cans of silly string to spray on all the ladies. They are especially anxious to see how the b-day girl reacts when her hubby appears.
I was shocked that she asked me to do this but she assures me that it's all in fun and will give these ladies a day they will never forget. At first I said there was no way but I'm getting accustomed to the idea and think I would really like to do it.
Is there anything wrong with us guys doing this? Am I nuts to consider participating? Will I be a party pooper if I back out? What do you people think about this party?
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 10:28 AM |
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Kenn159
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If it sounds like fun to you and no one will be offended, go for it. 
Just try not to get arrested.
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 10:33 AM |
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SunBabe
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I'm going to answer this from the perspective of someone who had a group of longtime lady friends like that (which coincidently incorporated the husbands now and then) -- a group who knew each other VERY well and all who were in very long term marriages...
~grin~ I can name three husbands who would have dne it for kicks -- and nobody would have been embarassed or thought anything was kinky or particularly sexual about the prank.
Of course you guys may want to use some "protection" (in other words, discretion) and have one of the ladies go to the local naughty nities store pick up each of you a bejewelled guy-g-string thingy...the "streaking" would have the same effect, but to be honest, I don't think any woman wants to see her best friends husbands family jewels (butts don't count  )
[Edited on 4/29/2008 10:34 AM]
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 10:33 AM |
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Loreli
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I agree with Kenn.
Also-will you be able to be comfortable around those other people afterward?
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 10:46 AM |
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Silvertongue62
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((((((((((((((((WAIT)))))))))))))
Lemme get the camera.
ok
ready
set
go!
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 11:00 AM |
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SunBabe
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Oh dear...I was just thinking.... 
Ummm, when you referred to "a few extra pounds" (augh, how can I put this delicately and politely?   ) -- welllll, if the bellies are big and low enough, maybe "discretion/protection" is a moot point.   
I'm still laughing about the walker, wheelchair, and cane 
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 11:07 AM |
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pamdemonium
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I'm pretty sufficiently entertained at just the thought, and I've never seen any of you. 
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 11:55 AM |
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kattsmeow
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I think this is so funny! If it bothers you to be totally naked, get the g-string that has maybe a teddy bear on the front or something.
Look on line at what they have.
I hope my friends do this for me when I reach that age.
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 12:05 PM |
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SunBabe
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YOUR friends will be using their own walkers, canes, and wheelchairs when you're that age
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 12:07 PM |
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kattsmeow
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Oh and think of the laughter it will bring though.
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 1:35 PM |
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ShnFar
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Oh My... Reading this brought back a flashback from eight years ago. Our cousin was getting married and she wanted a "Stripper" for her bachelorette party. So us ladies all chipped in and found a "Stripper" he was in his late 60's and worked for a local entertainment company. We rented a banquet room at one of the nicer resteraunts in town. Around 7ish the "Stripper" shows up. He comes dancing in the room to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." We're all loving it. He's got on a tux, top hat, carrying a black cane and he has a dozen roses and a box of chocolates for the bride to be. We're all hooting and hollering. He begins his little Strip Tease (mind you he's supposed to strip down to his boxers ONLY.) He shocked the whole room full of women when he stripped down to his Blue Speedos.... OMG what an unforgetable night that was.....
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 4:50 PM |
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lj450
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She just wants to compare dick sizes.
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 5:36 PM |
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Silver1961
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hahhaha 
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 6:47 PM |
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Makya
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I'm pretty sufficiently entertained at just the thought, and I've never seen any of you.
Ditto
If it sounds like fun to you and no one will be offended, go for it.
You guys will be laughing bout it for years.
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 7:00 PM |
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Brass_Wolf
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I'd suggest having an EMT on standby "just in case" lol
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 7:31 PM |
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robodad
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 If you gals are okay with a guy doing it...how about the next party when Tomzzzzzzzzz tells his wife that she has to do the same thing? (fair is fair, right?)
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 7:43 PM |
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kattsmeow
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| Apr 29, 2008 @ 9:50 PM |
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Kenn159
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Fair is fair, next time have the girls do it,or better yet, join the guys.
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| Apr 30, 2008 @ 9:47 AM |
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Tomzzz226
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Well, there aren't enough extra pounds on any of us to cover anything strategic. I'm carring about twenty, the b-day girl's hubby is overall larger then me but similarly proportioned, and the third (wheelchair) guy, I haven't met but am told is slim to average but pushing 80.
That's encouraging that Sunbabe knows three guys out of a small group that would do it. I thought at first that very few would, but from what I've gathered by writing on several forums, a large number of guys would regardless of their age or appearance. In fact, it seems the farther from a #10 they are, the more willing they are and the funnier it would be.
I would never want my wife to do something like this, nor would she. Men and women have different hormones and view nudity of the opposite sex differently. Men see it as sexual but women see it as comical, as best I can tell.
I'm not as at ease with this as I may seem, although I really want to do it. I'm told the b-day girl's hubby is excited about running (or hobbling) out and seeing his wife's face. I'm going to recommend those EMT's, lol. I keep trying to picture the moment just before we make our appearance. I know I will have the jitters big time and I hope nothing worse happens to me.
The ladies here haven't really said, and I know many aren't married but would you mind if your husband or boyfriend did a streak like this? Would you want him to have at least a little coverage? Why or why not?
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| Apr 30, 2008 @ 9:51 AM |
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whatagal
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Don't forget to post the pics!!
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