| May 7 @ 9:08 AM |
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SaintBacon
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Dear Diary,
Goose has done it again. Man, he has a knack for starting the most interesting threads. Wish I was that creative.
Found out the other day that we are going to be grandparents. Lordy, I don't think I'm ready for that yet. Seems like it was just the other day that our sons were piglets, now they are having their own. Time is moving too fast. And what do I want him/her to call me? Gramps, Grampy, Pappy, Big Daddy?
Gonna have to remember how to change diapers too....
When did I get so old?
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| May 7 @ 9:12 AM |
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pamdemonium
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Congratulations! I'm so happy for you Bacon! What a blessing in your lives! 
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| May 7 @ 12:27 PM |
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SaintBacon
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Thanks Pam. We are pretty excited, but dammit, I'm too YOUNG to be a grandfather 
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| May 7 @ 5:32 PM |
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pamdemonium
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All the more time to enjoy them! 
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| May 8 @ 8:39 AM |
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j_goose
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Dear Diary,
I can't believe how old Bacon is.....
I hope I get to live that long. I could just run around without any pants on and people will chalk it up to me "just being old".
Oh, and I could chase little kids around and kick puppies.
Being Old is great!!!
Jim
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| May 8 @ 7:58 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Diary,
Today I noticed something about boogers.
There are so many different ones. I was doing a little digging, and I came across one that I do not think has been previously named.
I'll call it the "whip". A hard little handle with a loooooong "whippy" end to it.
I'm brilliant!
Jim
P.S. Should I email her? 
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| May 8 @ 8:59 PM |
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BandTMom
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Dear Diary,
After careful consideration, I think Jim should email her.
But please tell him not to mention his boogers. 
Mom
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| May 8 @ 10:33 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Dear Diary,
Today, I read a post about some nose discharge, commonly known
as boogers. It's turning my stomach.
He should. He should e mail her and not mention the boogers.
She might be eating. 
p
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| May 8 @ 10:44 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Diary,
Sometimes I feel like a little kid. (I certainly act like one from time to time) I find humor in everything. Especially things from childhood. Boogers, Farts, etc.
I may never completely grow up. (I don't think anyone should) I could live to be 80 and still find public farting hysterical.
In fact, I got one brewing right now that willl surely peel the wall paper.
Dealing with a bout of the "bubble guts",
Jim
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| May 9 @ 1:32 AM |
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NubianRomeo
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Dear Diary,
The last few days of my life have been filled with a Wonderous Magic. A part of me has come alive, that I had almost forgotten even existed. What is this thing Called Love  Why has it wrapped me so completely in its Essence of Pure Power? The more I learn of this Wonderful and Beautiful Woman the larger the smile grows across my lips; and I want to shout out so the world will know!!!
I AM COMPLETE!!!
P.S. This is a Personal Diary (I'm too cheap to buy my own) So Don't Read the Above!!! 
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| May 9 @ 7:24 PM |
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BandTMom
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Dear Diary,
Today I saw a really nice black Beemer. But what caught my eye about the car was the POS "tree" air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror. It was yellow.
Why would someone abuse a car in this way?
Mom
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| May 10 @ 7:37 PM |
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Jalon
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Dear Diary,
How is it possible that it takes the whole afternoon to maintain my itty bitty yard?! Sadly, I still have more weeding to do and I have to dig up those bulbs. A home owner's work is never done.
I also didn't know it was possible for egg to come through your nose! I had a lovely provolone and rosemary omelet followed by a healthy swig of water...that I promptly choked on. Water, egg and other nameless fluids exited both my nose and mouth! Impressive!
I think vegetation in front of a good movie is in order!
~Jalon
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| May 10 @ 10:44 PM |
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Always_Striving
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I just want to say that it's that time of year again where people can't get enough of me.
They are screaming for my help left and right
That's all for now...over and out.
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| May 11 @ 12:38 PM |
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NubianRomeo
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Dear Diary...
I'd like to Wish All the Mothers a...
A VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!
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| May 13 @ 7:14 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Posters,
Why don't you people ever ask how I'm doing? All I hear is how your day went, and what's troubling you
Frankly I'm getting sick of it. Do you guys know what it's like being stuffed under the mattress next to someone's porn magazines. (I tried leafing throgh one once, but too many pages were stuck together)
Ask me how I am....JUST ONCE.
Sincerely,
Diary
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| May 13 @ 7:16 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Um Jim.......How?
Drat,you fixed it.
Dear Jim,
How are you doing this fine day? Have you discovered any new and amazing boogers? How many have you named? Oh, and did you email her?
I hope she was suitably impressed with "Whip!"
Your friend,
Neveah
[Edited on 5/13/2008 7:18 PM]
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| May 13 @ 7:17 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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Dear Diary
Goose wants to know how.. altho he didn't say how what or whom or what have you .. so um just fill in the blank as you see fit k?? 
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| May 13 @ 7:18 PM |
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j_goose
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Yeah, I posted instead of hitting bold.....
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| May 13 @ 7:19 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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Dear Diary,
BTW how are you doing..? do you have enough on each of us yet to make blackmail a prosperous venture?? or enough to write your own soap operas or sitcoms?? Would you like some more pages?? tell me diary what can I do for YOU??
your not so often poster becky 
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| May 13 @ 7:22 PM |
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j_goose
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Dear Beck,
I'm fine.
Diary....
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