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j_goose
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You got a problem? So does everybody else.
So, let's hunker down, post a problem (no matter how mundane) and give the poster above the worst advice possible...
I'll start....
I can never find my car keys. Even when I put them somewhere and tell myself, "I KNOW I won't lose the if I put them here."
Advice?
(remember, it has to be bad)
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| May 13 @ 8:22 PM |
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painter007
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dangle it from your dingee
I get tangled up while walking my dogs and trip.....What should I do
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| May 13 @ 8:23 PM |
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BeachCrete
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I suggest you leave them at work...that way when you get there in the morning , they will be there waiting....Oh and put them in a desk drawer..way at the back behind all the files. 
I seem to have this problem with cats..I don't like them and they don't like me, they seem never to come when I call them.....do you think there is a way to get us(me and cats) on good terms?
BC 
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| May 13 @ 8:28 PM |
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pamdemonium
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You should buy tuna, the cheap stuff, and drizzle the oil on your schlanger....and let the cats have at it. If you don't shower for a couple of days, you can even save on the tuna.
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| May 13 @ 8:28 PM |
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j_goose
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Rub your danglie bits with tuna.
I sometimes have restless leg syndrome, how can I get it to stop?
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| May 13 @ 8:32 PM |
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pamdemonium
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Run. Run like the wind.
I never had zits as a kid. But now, in my middles age, as I live and breathe, once a month, a party pimple. What should I do about that? 
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| May 13 @ 8:33 PM |
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painter007
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get a long rope.....tie it around your ankles and hang from the ceiling
My bike seat is too high
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| May 13 @ 8:34 PM |
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BandTMom
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Pop it.
Sometimes I have this terrible itch and I really don't know what to do about it. I fear scratching it will only make it worse.
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| May 13 @ 8:38 PM |
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j_goose
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My bike seat is too high
Wear taller shoes.
I've worked with my hands for years. And they're a litte rough. Any suggestions for softening them?
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| May 13 @ 8:39 PM |
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j_goose
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Sometimes I have this terrible itch and I really don't know what to do about it. I fear scratching it will only make it worse.
sand paper underwear?
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| May 13 @ 8:47 PM |
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pamdemonium
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I've worked with my hands for years. And they're a litte rough. Any suggestions for softening them?
You need to bleach them out. With chlorine bleach. It will disinfect them and take the roughness down.
The gas driving a 1/2 hour each way to work is killing me. Any suggestions?
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| May 13 @ 8:49 PM |
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j_goose
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Stop eating beans.
I'm addicted to midget porn. What can I do to avoid getting caught?
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| May 13 @ 8:49 PM |
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BandTMom
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Drive for only 15 minutes?
I'm thinking of painting my house.
Any suggestions?
Goose, don't look them in the eye.
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| May 13 @ 8:50 PM |
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j_goose
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| May 13 @ 9:01 PM |
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pamdemonium
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I'm addicted to midget porn. What can I do to avoid getting caught?
You need to get right in there with them. No one will think to look there. Good luck to you.
I'm thinking of painting my house.
Any suggestions?
Just don't get past the thinking stage and it's all good.
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| May 13 @ 9:11 PM |
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Jalon
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How would I best kill the roots of all of the clover I just weeded out of my yard? I couldn't get all of it out!
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| May 13 @ 9:28 PM |
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BandTMom
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Yell at it really loud. It will get embarrassed and go away.
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| May 14 @ 1:06 AM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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Mom.....you need to quit thinking about painting your house so you can seek terrible advise in other areas!!!!!!! 
I have an addiction to chocolate and also to coffee - I'm not sure if that's a problem or not?
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| May 14 @ 1:17 AM |
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wandaful123
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I've worked with my hands for years. And they're a litte rough. Any suggestions for softening them? Don't!!! Rough hands are mans hands....
Your poor advice? I have many jobs need completing... visit Newfoundrock.
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| May 14 @ 3:12 PM |
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j_goose
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How would I best kill the roots of all of the clover I just weeded out of my yard? I couldn't get all of it out!
Go out every morning and pee in the clover. Just drop trow and hover over it.
Last night I couldn't stop readng the dictionary. What can I do instead to keep myself busy?
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