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j_goose
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Post in the Forums.
Write Emails....
OOPS....should have sobered up first.
[Edited on 6/1/2008 9:30 AM]
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| Jun 1 @ 8:53 AM |
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pamdemonium
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dial and talk
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| Jun 1 @ 9:00 AM |
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katydid438
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That's a good one Pam 
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| Jun 1 @ 9:31 AM |
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j_goose
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Try to cook food.
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| Jun 1 @ 9:38 AM |
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marylou
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...clean your teeth with a razor...............
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| Jun 1 @ 9:57 AM |
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pamdemonium
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drive 
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| Jun 1 @ 10:05 AM |
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j_goose
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I live close to the bar, so I walk.
But that wasn't so good an idea either. I remember leaving the bar. But I have no idea what happened between there and me unlocking my front door.
I wonder how many yards I peed in on the way home.
I'm never drinking again......
Oh, you should never try to hold a conversation with the guy at the convienent store while buying cigarettes and beef jerky for the walk home....
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| Jun 1 @ 10:43 AM |
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Loreli
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Unicycle
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| Jun 1 @ 10:45 AM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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Oh, you should never try to hold a conversation with the guy at the convienent store while buying cigarettes and beef jerky for the walk home....
Where are you two going for your date next Friday?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?
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| Jun 1 @ 11:10 AM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Blog
Call your mother
Attempt to balance your checkbook
Post your views on sexual preferances in the forums. (The Mod God is all knowing. He sees you when your sleeping and he knows when your awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be GOOD for goodness sake  )
Post in the "Letters to famous person thread"
Send out winks to creepy guys 'cause it seemed like fun at the time.
Hit on the Mod God (although why that should be different than when I'm sober leaves me clueless)
Take sinus pills (BIG mistake)
Match socks (although this does have humorous outcomes  )
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| Jun 1 @ 11:17 AM |
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j_goose
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Send out winks to creepy guys 'cause it seemed like fun at the time
Or commenting on profile pics of guys wearing "banana hammocks" like I do.
People must be questioning my sexuality now.....
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| Jun 1 @ 11:21 AM |
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pamdemonium
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No...no...I still think the guys in the banana hammocks deserve a hello. I do.
You shouldn't decide whether or not your hair needs a trim. By you. Even if you do have good scissors.
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| Jun 1 @ 11:31 AM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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How do you think I got my "bangs" Pammy? 
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| Jun 1 @ 11:52 AM |
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Loreli
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They're cute!
Never take 2 dogs a few hundred pounds bigger than you for a "walk"
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| Jun 1 @ 11:53 AM |
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LipGlossQueen9
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kiss a girl who's never been kissed before, even if she asks you to.
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| Jun 1 @ 11:59 AM |
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horizon000
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Have doughnut competitions on dirtbikes with your equally drunk friend in the backyard while your wife/girlfriend/partner is at work.
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| Jun 1 @ 12:08 PM |
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j_goose
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Build a ramp out of 2x6's from the peak of the garage to the ground, and "show" everybody that Evil Kenevel is a pussy.
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| Jun 1 @ 12:11 PM |
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j_goose
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oh.....and never climb the local water tower with eight drunken friends and attempt to paint it to look like a Big Mac.
Yeah, almost halfway through, the cops came.
which leads to the next thing you shouldn't do.....
Run through pricker bushes and jumping barbed wire fences to elude "The Man"
OUCH!!!!
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| Jun 1 @ 12:17 PM |
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horizon000
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dont steal letterboxes on the way home from the pub
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| Jun 1 @ 12:19 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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Do NOT click a link to RedTube that a friend sends you.
It's not a funniest videos montage.
Or...maybe it is.... 
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