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j_goose
Posts: 1,952
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Post your ads here....
Wanted:
Woman for a romantic dinner and watching some porn together,
Real flesh preferred, but inflatable latex ok.
Leave message
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| Jun 1 @ 9:16 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,319
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HELP WANTED
I've fallen and I can't get up! 
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| Jun 1 @ 9:20 PM |
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signme
Posts: 9,604
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Hey Lori took my ad!! 
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| Jun 1 @ 9:22 PM |
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Always_Striving
Posts: 7,598
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Free Stuff for the taking.
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| Jun 1 @ 9:33 PM |
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,494
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***Announcement***
The Procrastinators meeting has been postponed....
The Apathy Club Meeting has been canceled due to "Lack of Interest"
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| Jun 1 @ 9:36 PM |
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j_goose
Posts: 1,952
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For sale or trade...
Slightly used mattress.
Odor and fluid stains included.
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| Jun 1 @ 9:46 PM |
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Loreli
Posts: 20,319
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ewww!
Sorry sign....GMTA!  
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| Jun 1 @ 9:54 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
Posts: 1,283
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~~~~~WANTED~~~~
A brave & strong person to work with my children.
Skills required:
>Driving from here to there & over there & to Dannielle's house & Tim's house & school & the movie theater & the skate park & the library & drug store & Michelle's house & that other high school & Cody's house & the park ...
>Tutor
>Chef
>Psychology
>Medical doctor
>Nurse
>Laundry (Special stain removal skills)
>Generalized home repair (patching dry wall, unclogging toilets, etc)
>Psychiatrist
Salary:
The unmatched joy & satisfaction of spending quality time with three wonderful, beautiful, peaceful, lovely teens.
heh heh
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| Jun 1 @ 9:58 PM |
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j_goose
Posts: 1,952
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For Sale:
Bag of Ashley Judd's toe nail clippings and various celebrity garbage.
Owner relocationg to Federal penetentary due to stalker charges.
Please send inquiries to:
Inmate 58-9037
Allenwood FPC
Allenwood, Pa
Will accept Cigarettes or bag of chips.
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| Jun 2 @ 5:37 AM |
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mailorderannie
Posts: 5,923
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**********FREE TO A GOOD HOME!**********
All the baggage I've carried around for the past 30 years.
Recently condensed into a small carry-on
Time for this to go.
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| Jun 2 @ 9:07 AM |
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warrior674
Posts: 5,028
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warrior needs a really hot looking masseuse. thanks. 
Oh yeah, warrior also needs a candy bar. thanks. 
Slightly used tightie whities for sale or trade.
[Edited on 6/2/2008 9:18 AM]
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| Jun 2 @ 10:07 AM |
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SaintBacon
Posts: 1,712
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FOR SALE: Cut-rate gasoline - Discretion a must - Bring own siphone hose - Open 9 pm - 4 am - Wal-Mart parking lot - Serious Inquiries Only - Tires of Various Sizes and Make Also Avaliable -
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| Jun 2 @ 10:33 AM |
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warrior674
Posts: 5,028
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Help Wanted
Demented loser needs beer from fridge. 
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| Jun 2 @ 11:30 AM |
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robodad
Posts: 5,876
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Wanted:
A hazmat qualified person to handle warrior's "slightly used" tightie-whities 
Knowledge of exorcism is optional
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| Jun 2 @ 6:01 PM |
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j_goose
Posts: 1,952
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For Hire:
Porn critic, Boobie massager, and chronic masturbater.
References available.
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| Jun 2 @ 6:36 PM |
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keeno
Posts: 2,037
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free to good home
old goat, does well when tethered
see profile for directions.
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| Jun 2 @ 7:47 PM |
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equuisdancer
Posts: 320
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Wanted...^^^^^^^^.......If willing to be leash trained.
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| Jun 2 @ 8:27 PM |
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sunlover69
Posts: 11
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For Hire:
Porn critic, Boobie massager, and chronic masturbater.
References available.
um...shouldn't that be in AdultMatchDoctor? lol
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| Jun 3 @ 3:08 AM |
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grumblebear
Posts: 10,494
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Bitter old fat man,
seeks sarcastic, mean old bat
for mutual verbal abuse...
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| Jun 3 @ 5:46 AM |
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Palomino
Posts: 7,503
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WANTED: A man to spend the rest of my life with who is happy with just me as the woman in his life.
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