| Mar 9 @ 9:32 AM |
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adrian555
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Because I've never been able 2 touch bottom with who I am,
When I finally say I love you............
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| Mar 10 @ 8:25 PM |
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RareQuestor
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When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperament’s wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
Oh, Momma...
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
Say ahh... (ahh)
Say AHhhh...(ahhhh)
Say AAARRRHHHH!!! (aaarrrhhhh!!!)
Now Spit!
Can you tell that somebody visited the dentist today?
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| Mar 10 @ 8:39 PM |
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leprichaun_magic
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A dentist ??lol....you could put your talents to good use`,,,I guess..lol...   
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| Mar 11 @ 11:15 AM |
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RareQuestor
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A dentist ??lol....you could put your talents to good use`,,,I guess..lol...
My dentists certainly did. 
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| Mar 11 @ 11:16 AM |
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RareQuestor
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We are the most dangerous species of life on the planet, and every other species, even the earth itself, has cause to fear our power to exterminate. But we are also the only species which, when it chooses to do so, will go to great effort to save what it might destroy.
~Wallace Stegner
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| Mar 12 @ 12:47 AM |
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RareQuestor
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Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
~Leigh Hunt
I just wish that this were not so appropriate today. My condolences to the people of Germany! 
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| Mar 12 @ 2:00 AM |
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adrian555
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You can post all sorts of insane stuff on this site &
no one bats an eyelid 
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| Mar 12 @ 7:15 PM |
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RareQuestor
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Could someone explain the appeal of the Incredible Hulk to me? I can understand why a man would enjoy a movie about extreme 'roid rage, but apparently The Hulk has female fans as well. I am baffled as to why any woman would be interested in watching a guy go berserk. 
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| Mar 12 @ 10:54 PM |
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indigorose351
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Do you think that it might be the cute little way that his muscules get real big real fast? 
I have this plaque that sits on the back of my toilet ....
Our actions are the spring of our happiness or misery ~Philip Skelton
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| Mar 13 @ 8:09 PM |
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RareQuestor
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No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
~Edmund Burke
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| Mar 14 @ 8:22 PM |
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RareQuestor
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A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
~George Santayana
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| Mar 14 @ 10:53 PM |
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ThangelM8
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In the real world, as in dreams, nothing is quite what it seems.
~The Book of Counted Sorrows~
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| Mar 15 @ 10:22 AM |
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RareQuestor
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Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed.
~Booker T. Washington
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| Mar 15 @ 12:43 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
Posts: 18,605
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Hey Indie! The plaque on my bathroom wall reads:
One bit at a time, one day at a time, we can accomplish any goal we set for ourselves.
Today, I will do one small task that will contribute toward the achievement of a life goal.
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| Mar 15 @ 12:47 PM |
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ThangelM8
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People are disturbed not by things, but by their perception of things...
- Epictetus -
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| Mar 15 @ 3:49 PM |
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1stsignofspring
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
- Mark Twain
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| Mar 16 @ 11:33 AM |
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RareQuestor
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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
---Friedrich Engels
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| Mar 16 @ 10:31 PM |
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1stsignofspring
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“Hold fast the time! Guard it, watch over it, every hour, every minute! Unregarded it slips away like a lizard, smooth, slippery, faithless. Hold every moment sacred. Give each clarity and meaning, each the weight of thine awareness, each its true and due fulfillment.” ---Thomas Mann
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| Mar 17 @ 10:04 AM |
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KatiefromStafford
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Could someone explain the appeal of the Incredible Hulk to me? I can understand why a man would enjoy a movie about extreme 'roid rage, but apparently The Hulk has female fans as well. I am baffled as to why any woman would be interested in watching a guy go berserk.
This one is actually easy, every woman wants to be the one to tame the 'beast' in the man.. little do they realize what an impossibility that reallly is.. 
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| Mar 17 @ 1:04 PM |
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RareQuestor
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Speech is the mirror of the mind.
~Seneca
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