| Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:07 AM |
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Jalon
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The idea behind this thread is to post terrible bits and pieces from any dating site's profile. Of course, do NOT reveal names, but have fun!
Here's one to start:
I'm looking for someone who is friendly, intelligent and able to, intelligently, converse about things such things as (but, definitely, not limited to) work, events going on in the world, politics, space aliens and so on.
[Edited on 6/8/2008 12:13 AM]
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:13 AM |
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Jalon
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I am not one of those mindless idiots glued to sports, womens chest and model girls. I will admit I would like my lady to show her legs off while wearing hoisery. This is my only bad quality I believe.
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:50 AM |
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signme
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You must be reading a ton of profiles!
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:54 AM |
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Gallows_Humor
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at least she reads them ???
  
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:51 PM |
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Jalon
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You don't have to read many to find a crappy one!
Another fine example, although I give him props for honesty:
I'm just an average horny man
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 12:59 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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1...You must be able to allways go visit your friends withoutt bringing me along with you and never bring your friends home if we were living together. Also you would not go visit or talk on the phone to any male friends and i would not talk to female friends. . I not necessarily looking to live together ...so it would not matter if you brought your female friends to your house or if you have kids linving with you if we never live together.
2.....you should enjoy sex and be devoted enough to give your man sex oraly or with your hand every day if he wants it or when you do not feel like recieving regular sex { and i ussualy do want it daily but sometime i skip a day or two } and i would do the same for you because that is gods plan
3......you would never have any children living with us if we live together and you would agree to take the abortion pill to end any accidental pregnantcy that might occur or give the child away thur adoption if you decide to not have the abortion.
4...... you must be able to tolorate my cigarette smoke in the same room and in the car.
And no....I'm not making any of that up. 
If you want the profile name...just email me. 
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 1:41 PM |
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beckyiv42000
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that cant be a real profile .. yer serious?? what kind of cretin is he??
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 1:46 PM |
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Jalon
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LTYP....YOU WIN!!!! 
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:21 PM |
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lazareth
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Holy mother of God LTYP, I gotta read his profile
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:24 PM |
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tahoma
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My guess is that one is going to be single for a very long time
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:25 PM |
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Jalon
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HI!I LIVE IN SPAIN,AND I¨VE FOOLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH REAL WOMEN FROM USA!I¨26 AND YOU´LL HAVE TO WORK TO KNOW THE REST....KISSES!
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:27 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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That is one seriously scary guy LTYP... 
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:31 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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How about this one girls....
Well, I'm a really fat guy who would like to date an equally fat woman. My idea of exercise is getting up in the morning. Some days I don't... I keep a jar and funnel by my bed, so I can just lean over and pee without even standing up.
I'm not very bright, and I frequently have trouble planning for anything beyond my next meal. Any woman who would date me had better not have much hope for the future.
I really like women who live on the edge... of sanity. If they like to cut themselves, if they hear voices, if they like to throw up, then my heart starts fluttering and just won't stop
Wheee!
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:39 PM |
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LaughTillYaPuke
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im good looking and great with oral
Well, I don't know what I'm complaining about. What more could a girl ask for? 
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:53 PM |
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Jalon
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I'm a twenty year old boy trapped in the body of a sixty one year old man and I can't get out. Seeking a eighteen year old girl trapped in the body of a fifty five to sixty five year old woman
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 2:55 PM |
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Jalon
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I have to say, the following is my favorite kind of profile faux pas:
I am a 46 year old Married White Man 
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 3:00 PM |
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SyndilLucian
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Not sure that is a faux pas. I can not believe the number of men that are married and looking for something on the side. Some are willing to admit it, but a lot just lie straight faced about their marital status... 
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 11:31 PM |
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Kenn159
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OMG Laughtil you found some dozies.
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| Jun 9, 2008 @ 12:15 AM |
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signme
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I guess it's time to go read some profiles!
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| Jun 9, 2008 @ 11:31 AM |
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pamdemonium
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What does it matter what you put here they only look at the pic anyway.
So....you glance at the pictures and see...it's only vehicles and long distance shots.
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